Mr. Well-behaved

I don't think my brain was made to do anything other than be sad

Comedians in cars eating poop

Gonna have to wait for the console release of Baldur's Gate 3 bc it would fry my little laptop smh

What class are you running? It looks so sick, I told myself to finish FFXVI before getting it.

Rosemary's Homie

Who wants to shoot me with a big gun and forever change the lives of passersby for my birthday??? 👀

Oh yeah? Could a depressed guy do this?? (Puts the gun barrel in my mouth)

Self-driving cars will put an end to drunk driving unless we do something about it. Wake up.

@heroman.bsky.social

Interesting

Elon replying to a post of a guy pulling a quarter out from behind a kid's ear: looking into this

(to that ride a cowboy song)
Save a horse,
Fuck an asshole

array of buttons in front of my face inside of my mech suit helmet. press the red button with three wavy lines on it and a spicy hot chicken finger is 3d printed and slid into my mouth from a shuttered orifice

That's him alright

Thamk you Mr Portnoy

Not understanding dril's schtick should mean you can only use Threads for social media

I can't hear you being mean to me over my beanie propeller

Forging a blade of untold power rn

Honking off to honor God

(millennially) I has heckin depressies

Going to work everyday

(BNL voice)
If I had $20

(on the toilet)
Come out ye black and tans
Come and fight me like a man

Don't fret everyone: I'm hunting Jonah Hill with Semtex sticky grenades

I like that "accounting error" just means "we did something evil with the money"

interesting that this site is called blue sky…blue being the very color of the sky above nazi germany

Whaaauuuhhh