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Smart investors should put their money towards research into sci-fi style "suspended animation" tech. In addition to all the people who would be interested in an immediate at least 3.5 year sleep, the market is really going to explode soon, when things become a living hell for MAGA dipshits too.

Both ignoring the news (because it's terrible for mental health) and remaining at least somewhat aware of what's going on is a delicate balance. Same thing with social media, it's fucking terrible (including here, sorry) but complete disconnection seems like too much, so hello I guess?

Why Planned Parenthood Is Selling Its Only Manhattan Building The organization says its 126-year-old building needs millions in repairs and updates.

End of an era! I had so many great abortions here

I think this was my favorite photo from Vermont this weekend.

SNL doing a sketch about the crazy Zelensky and Trump press conference with a cameo from unhinged Elon Musk? Fuck you SNL, for helping Trump get to where he is by having him host before the 2016 election and also for normalizing asshole Musk by having him host a couple years ago. Show is trash.

For years it was considered gauche to call Trump’s guys Nazis and now his government is led by literal Nazis.

The idea that Musk "wasn't doing a Nazi salute" might be the biggest load of bullshit that the press pushed today, although there was a lot to choose from on inauguration day. Fucking cowardly, plus a lawsuit would do great business and attempts to defend Musk's salute in court would be hilarious.

I hope Trump really does try to invade and take Greenland by force, but then the U.S. loses to Greenland lol... that would almost make it all worthwhile.

Sometimes I wonder how people who are constantly posting on platforms like this (which I appreciate, sometimes) have the energy. I guess it's a job or something like that for some, others I don't know maybe they just aren't dead inside yet? Strange.

So, looks like Bluesky is pretty much going to be the only major social media platform worth using for the foreseeable future. I guess I don't use any platform often (other than for work, ugh) but I do read stuff and try to keep in touch with people. Heh, wonder how long till this is ruined too?

Since Trump is bragging about the honor...

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Kind of hilarious that Trump is willing to throw Pete Hegseth under the bus for allegedly being a drunk but allegedly being a rapist was fine. Tbh it makes sense, a judge has already ruled that Trump himself is a rapist but I don't think anyone would accuse him of being a drunk (coke addict maybe).

I don't know how, but I have a feeling Republicans will figure out a way to challenge this legally even though that seems absurd.

Will be interesting to see how much Republicans care about "state's rights" in 2 months (prediction: suddenly not so much)...

Oh my god, I can't believe this is fucking real (I looked it up, which is always a good idea when you see shit like this, and yes it is real). LOL and wtf

If this passes, Dems in Congress need to hire a bunch of burly-looking trans guys who are willing to comply with the rule and follow Mace in every time she goes to bathroom.

Genuinely loving how the rapid expansion of Bluesky is triggering right-wing chuds, especially when they rage after getting banned for coming on here to try and spread their bullshit/troll.

Leftists need civics lessons as badly as the rest of the U.S. population. There was never a chance of Biden canceling all student debt or raising the federal minimum wage without a supermajority in Congress and courts that agree. Delusions re: how government works push things further to the right.

Dollars to donuts the "biological fact" was not, in fact, a fact.

Two things I am looking forward to doing next year: Quitting journalism and moving out of the country permanently. Pretty sure both are happening and I hope others who need/want to can get out too. The U.S. is totally fucked and New Year's is going to be shit this year.

Apparently this is real.

Now that's it's been a couple years, I feel it's ok to finally talk about: We don't really know for sure that Charlie aka "the whale" died at the end of The Whale, and frankly A24 is leaving box office gold on the table if they don't greenlight The Whale 2 asap.

I was watching a J.D. Vance rally (for work lol) and noticed that he uses Fleetwood Mac's song "Don't Stop" to play him off. Which at first seems strange since that was Bill Clinton's anthem, but it makes sense when you consider that Republicans want the U.S. to go back in time at least 30 years.

The Woke Mind virus has a very low mortality rate, actually. Only way to fix the issue is through Heard Immunity. If everyone gets the Woke Mind Virus and Feels Heard then we can worry about real issues, like trying to be less diverse, equitable and inclusive.

You know, in way, haven't we ALL been "murdered by the woke mind virus?"

Woke Horse Dewormer is the Woke Mind Virus cure "They" don't want you to know about.

A crime has been committed

I am excited to see this. Honestly think Zappa might have been best music documentary ever made.

Been a while since I've seen a full sized Alf. Bravo.

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