Beth FUlks

"Build A Ballroom"

If they ban all food dyes will McNuggets be that weird pink color that goop looks like before it’s nuggetfied?

Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

It blows my mind that people still think the GOP gives a shit about working class people. They are willing to let people starve so they don’t have to attempt any semblance of bipartisanship. Anyone that still supports this administration absolutely disgusts me.

The fact that I can look up “sandwich trial” and find several hundred news articles about a trial because a man threw a sandwich at a federal agent should tell you everything you need to know about what it’s like to currently live in this weird dystopian version of the United States.

Went to Dix Park today with Clara and we saw a couple of the new trolls. They are so neat in person.

Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and it looks like I should be making it snow at Studio 54. 🕺

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Love this!

a woman in a red shirt is sitting in front of a picture of a man and woman and says mmhmm napping are we ? ALT: a woman in a red shirt is sitting in front of a picture of a man and woman and says mmhmm napping are we ?

You know, Hitler was super in to the occult. What if he figured something out? I wonder Stephen Miller would know? It would make sense to come back as the shadow man behind the president.

Just saying.

You know, Hitler was super into the occult. Maybe he figured something out…
[insert pic of Steven Miller, but I won’t subject anyone to that]

Better to be the man behind the man in charge, rather than the actual man in charge. Plausible deniability.

Don’t be surprised if he seems perky right before you take him in. Just give him extra snuggles. Good luck.

When it’s time to say goodbye, you just know. Animals have it better than people because we can help them through the painful part in the arms of someone that loves them. I was devastated when I lost my 19 year old cat but tried to remember all the silly and happy memories.

Checked myself and it’s true.

Google AI appears to block results for ‘Trump cognitive decline’ but not Biden Google appears to have blocked certain artificial intelligence search results for queries about President Donald Trump’s mental acuity

I will say one thing, that's how you know trump definitely has dementia. Higher ups in the GOP don't give a shit as long as they have a puppet to be the mouthpiece and they can stay in power as long as possible.

Google has determined that selling out Americans to Nazis pays better.

What amount of money would you personally consider “life changing”? #IfIWonTheLotto #MoneyQuestion

I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

So what’s the modern equivalent of Pump Up the Volume? #keepmediafree

Brilliant version of non-violent protest.

Things have been kinda shit recently, but we’re working on fixing that. I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written anything, but it’s been a little crazy. If you read this post, you saw that a little over 10 years ago I came to certain peace with certain parts of me I couldn’t change and that lasted for a pretty decent amount of time. This year my body turned against me in a completely different way.

Things have been kinda shit recently, but we’re working on fixing that.

I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written anything, but it’s been a little crazy. If you read this post, you saw that a little over 10 years ago I came to certain peace with certain parts of me I couldn’t change and…

Let me be clear, “tolerance” does not mean I will sit by while you spout off nonsense.
Tolerance means I accept you have a different opinion/lifestyle. It does not mean I can’t tell you that your opinions stink like a pair of unwashed testicles on a South Florida nude beach for retirees. In July.

I really need to decide if I’m a swipe typer or if I want to continue to challenge my thumbs to be ambidextrous. I’m not sure I’m that confident in my spelling ability.

Imagine spending your entire life trying to force/bribe people to like you only to have most people anxiously await your death.

I am convinced that @governor.ca.gov hired a 50 something old perimenopausal woman that has salted her field of fucks to run his social media accounts. I am 100% here for it.

I am just flabbergasted that President Pedophile can just do whatever the fuck he wants and none of his cabinet are standing up for the Constitution or the freedom of the American people.

The GOP so scared of anything outside their echo chamber the rest of us will be forced into a dictatorship.

Are your GOP friends/family okay with the President of the United States demonizing half of the voting population as “enemies of the people” or “radical sick lunatics”? Correct me if I’m wrong but is the President responsible for all of the American population and not just the ones who like him?

I’m curious if anyone who voted for or if you know someone that voted for this administration: Are they okay with this?

Are they okay with American cities being invaded by federal agents?

Are they okay with rounding up people (including citizens) into the immigration camps?

YouTube video by FluffyPlaysandVlogs Gir - The Doom Song

We’re six months in now.

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Hey Mom Hey there, I just wanted to check in and see how you’re doing. It’s been five years since I’ve seen you. Sometimes it feels like maybe a couple months and sometimes it feels like decades. I will say, I think you did a good job. In case you were wondering. Both of your kids are reasonably sane (look we all know I was always questionable, but you kept me grounded).

Hey Mom

Hey there, I just wanted to check in and see how you’re doing. It’s been five years since I’ve seen you. Sometimes it feels like maybe a couple months and sometimes it feels like decades. I will say, I think you did a good job. In case you were wondering. Both of your kids are reasonably…

My Dad is Gone Trigger warning. This one has big feelings and it’s a long one. Go ahead and grab a drink or potty if you need to. July 5: I know previously I said I would post the follow up for my last post, but …

2025 can suck it!
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