Scott

You can do it! I can also do it after my back heals. Tweaked it like a dummy doing deadlifts last week. 🙄

Hurray! I've made it on them internets!

If the tariffs wouldn't literally kill me, yeah. It would be cheaper for me to just give you the money.

@lachlanh.me

Yeah, I walked right into that one.

In my experience, most things are real.

Either way, you were right, though. So...

That's fair. My photography skills are...not great.

I do have exceptional taste, though. Clearly. 😎

I'VE ONLY HAD RASPBERRY! I NEED TO ORDER MORE. WHY DIDN'T I ORDER MORE THE FIRST TIME?! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

I would also like to be fixed, please.

I HOPE YOU DO! WHICH IS YOUR FAVORITE? 😤😤😤

Fine! Enjoy your delicious problems! 😭

I'll help! You can send a bunch of them to me.

I can't be too careful, though, right?

Much like potatoes, you can never go wrong with a burger. 🧐

Damn, should have specified man beef.

I could also go for a burger, actually.

I remember playing it back in the day. My best friend had one. We took it in the car with us and tried to play it in the backseat. It's a miracle we're even alive right now.

Really, Ryan? You don't want to see some BEEF?

Oh, were you getting jealous because I haven't given you any attention lately, Clark? Would you also like to participate in the gun show? I bet you can beat both of them.

Interesting. I guess there's no reason she can't run. I'd also much prefer someone else, too, though.

That's fine, but that's why I suggested the arm test, so we could have evidence, not just anecdotes.

And then you accused me of being Markus. Imagine me being as thirsty as Markus. Hmph.

Is Harris actually running again? Maybe I'm out of the loop.

Squint all you want, Brink. That's not going to get you the Ryu title. In fact, squinting seems exactly like something Cyclops would do.

My husband @dttrapo.bsky.social apparently worked with a break nurse today who has the same first and last name as me. Husband verified that this other Scott is not hot so I don't have to um, remove him, but...I probably should, right?

Best scenario: evil doppleganger.
Worst: Sexy Squidward meme.

Uh huh. Also, you already have pink-tinted glasses. You acted like SpongeBob's fancy winged glasses would be a stretch or maybe "too much."

Hmmm.

Uh, this is for science, not thirst.

I would never forget Luigi. <3

Grateful to have Mario's approval.