Dave 🌷💀⏳

THE TIGER MOTH SPECIALIST’S LAMENT it’s too unbelievable, he says, that you could be both the world’s foremost expert on tiger moths and also this good at blowjobs well, believe it, buddy

old poem about specializing

Yankee is a northeasterner, Yanqui is all of us

Realize there might be other things on sale today...but I'd really appreciate it if you considered buying a physical print of your favorite piece of painfully detailed pixel art instead 😅🙏

That will show Jeff Bezos and the rest!

Did you get one of the curse patches with it?

Vladimir Panov (1931-2007)

Love the idea of hiding your shame of calculating behind the cool of smoking.

I especially like this one, it really looks like it’s out going for a walk

A shikishi sketch by Tetsuo Hara of Fist of the North Star’s Kenshiro dated 01/29/2026 where he is holding a smartphone that is displaying a Japanese mascot character for Musashino E-tax filing

A shikishi sketch by Tetsuo Hara of Fist of the North Star’s Raoh dated 01/29/2026 where he is flexing his right bicep alongside a Japanese mascot character for Musashino E-tax filing which is standing in a pose mirroring the one Raoh made for his death, only with a smartphone atop its fist displaying the tax app.

Tetsuo Hara drew these to commemorate his having filed his tax return using his smartphone. Notice how he drew both of these on the same day despite no longer really being able to see particularly well. Stuff like this makes me even more irate that the upcoming TV series will be in crap looking 3DCG

PANEL 1: A duck talking at a table over an empty plate and a mostly empty wine glass. DUCK: "Everything everywehre overwhelmed with bad and conflicting information. Paranoia dissolving the last social bonds of community." PANEL 2: DUCK: "What's true is only true the moment violence makes it true. Then gone again. Memory is treason." PANEL 3: DUCK: "I'm not even gloating now, I'm just *describing*. If I seem excited, it's because *I am*." PANEL 4: DUCK: "I'm going to -- *We're all going to* -- find out who we would be after vanities are retired, naked anew before the whip!"

the man after the banquet

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

The scary thing about the doomsday clock is when it gets to midnight the Normans are gonna know where everyone lives

Next January we’re redeploying them to the twin cities but barefoot

I’d been reading the pdf chapters on itch all year and nearly jumped when I saw the print edition at a local store

photo of march, signs for renee good and against ICe, crowded street.

this photo. minneapolis. 💜

📷️ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune

— Ernest Shackleton spending all of WWI at the North Pole

FBI agent Fox Mulder holding up a Stand Arrow from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure with Dana Scully looking on in the background

scully you're not gonna believe this

We have a goalie fight!
Sergei Bobrovsky skates all the way down to challenge Alex Nedeljkovic (h/t @msmambo.bsky.social)

ive been giggling incessantly over this for weeks

hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca

✌️mi look✌️

This is what they took from you

From: The Tell-Tale Heart (1953), dir. Ted Parmelee, UPA

Monsieur President Macron, I am sexy 47-year old American MILF crushed under the the boot of the oppressive Trump regime. Please send Dassault Rafale M multirole fighter to liberate my heaving breasts

My boy 💙

I’m already calling 2027 the Year of Four Presidents

Me and the boys at the Battle of Qaqortoq in 2026 because Bjork convinced a bunch of narwhals to sink Venezuelan oil tankers.

They’ve created a generation of peanuts

They have SLBMs too, but it’s a lot harder to speculate about missile defense or how closely the USN knows about their sub positions

It’s all probably moot but sometimes MAD logic can lead to irrational places

Force de dissuasion - Wikipedia

Only thing I can think of

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Color illustration, reimagining Rembrandt's painting in a sci-fi setting. Athena is wearing a phoropter, a parabolic antenna as a shield, a scaffolding bar as a spear and a space blanket. She is standing against a concrete wall.

Pallas Athena (after Rembrandt).