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Michael ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

@michael.lgbt.wtf

Gay, coeliac epicure in Nottingham running a software development company, into cars, travelling, and walks with Milo ๐Ÿถ https://boxd.it/83Oqd

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Latest posts by michael.lgbt.wtf on Bluesky

I just wanted it to be a full sphere ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.08.2025 08:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Milo looking down on me.

Milo looking down on me.

POV youโ€™re a toy on the ground.

09.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you been a good boy?

10.08.2025 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are a snack.

09.08.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only thing heโ€™ll hurt is his food. ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.08.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Milo looking down on me.

Milo looking down on me.

POV youโ€™re a toy on the ground.

09.08.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cake cake. Or cute butt cake?

09.08.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Realised how much I was using my phone for TikTok since uninstalling it.

I used to mindlessly pick my phone up & open it.

Now I mindlessly pick my phone up and put it back down, as soon as instinctively tapping where TikTok used to be does nothing.

09.08.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Show us ๐Ÿ‘€

09.08.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me

08.08.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Invite who to stay with who? ๐Ÿ‘€

04.08.2025 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

August Bank Holiday Weekend:

- Flights โ†’ Expensive
- Trains โ†’ Fucked

Guess I'll just stay home ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป

04.08.2025 10:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Might be about to buy something dumb. But itโ€™s cool, itโ€™s basically plane stuff โ€ฆ

www.bordbar.de

01.08.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thereโ€™s renewable energy ads and thereโ€™s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

31.07.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11590    ๐Ÿ” 3151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 230    ๐Ÿ“Œ 272

Microsoft Teams is the biggest pile of wank.

30.07.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Milo

Milo

Milo ๐Ÿ’•

29.07.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When were you in Nottingham? โ˜น๏ธ

26.07.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instead of asking gays in a relationship if theyโ€™re top or bottom, I want to know which of them is caged & which holds the key. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

26.07.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me

Me

Bit warm innit

25.07.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me

Me

Friday!

25.07.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just ignore them ๐Ÿ˜‡

25.07.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I should be allowed to block voice notes. I ignore them, but I should be able to say โ€œI do not want to receive voice notesโ€ and people then canโ€™t send them.

Theyโ€™re dumb.

25.07.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want to get married, mostly because there are few places left I've not been to that would be a good honeymoon destinationโ€ฆ

25.07.2025 08:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

August bank holiday.

23.07.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any #Barcelona hotel suggestions? ๐Ÿ‘€

23.07.2025 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me

Me

Close Friends saw it first. ๐Ÿคญ

23.07.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me

Me

Close Friends saw it first. ๐Ÿคญ

23.07.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Less persistent - still noisy, but doesn't just sit and hover over one place, circles around. So ultimately, better.

22.07.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Police plane is circling above - which is cooler than a police helicopter, letโ€™s be honest!

21.07.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! The test that youโ€™ve not gone completely mad.

21.07.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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