Shades the Mothman

“If you look hard enough you will find it” as opposed to real natzies, who you don’t have to look for because they will make themselves known

The CEOs of donut companies are a much needed addition to the menagerie of hell

I’m surprised I haven’t seen anyone call totk woke because most of the sages are women
And before you try to correct me saying “but there are three men and three women there!” Yonobo is transfem, you can fight me on this

Liberalism

A lot of y’all aren’t willing to admit the Snyder movies suck

Ah yes how could I forget

My understanding of Bluesky is now that all posts are one of the following:
- Bluesky is better than twitter
- conservatives are doing something stupid again
- hey guys check out this cool pencil sketch I made
- Hank Green ❤️❤️❤️❤️
- Onion article

If AI is so great, why don’t we have AII?

Can’t believe they made Imagine Dragons woke too! Now they’re WOKING up to ash and dust!

Shocked by the weird amount of right wingers on this sight, figured the woke mind virus would’ve contaminated this place too
Much and would kill them instantly

“Some will get this” and it’s just a reference to a popular movie

Nothing is gonna take away your self esteem as fast as hearing a video of yourself laughing

Man with jewelry writing by lamplight

Ough! Writing worldbuilding is really hard! I wish i could fill this world im making with more interesting concepts!
Conspiracy theorists:

Ai “art” enthusiasts when i shoot them out of a cannon into the sun:

Lady knights in all caps is super based actually

A troll’s only purpose is to stand in front of a bridge and go “halt! If ye wish to cross my bridge ye must first answer my riddles three”

What, are you SPYING on me now?

I was talking with my siblings about the Green Lantern the other day and we all agreed
There should be an animated (very important that it’s animated) green lantern noir with a similar premise to into the spiderverse, where several lanterns (not all of them green) team up to fight the villain.

Ifunny watermark spotted

I’ll have to take your word on that, I haven’t seen the show itself. It just seems from what little I have seen that he does draw pleasure from ruining peoples lives

Don’t forget he DOES hate women

Man we hollow knight fans gotta stick together in these trying times

Oh that’s gross to look at. Burn it

Wrong! Pattern Screamer

Any hollow knight fan can tell you about the 5 year radio silence

So far my first impressions with Bluesky is a LOT of people glazing it, on the site itself no less.
I understand it not being twitter is always a plus but if it doesn’t live up to the hype I’m sending a hit man after all of you