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Not a man. Satire account. πŸ‘ŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ”₯ In one very near timeline I am ripped, knife-wielding and homeless under a bridge in Atlanta. But in this one I am waking up in bed covered in chocolate.

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CONTENT ADVISORY: PLEASE BE WARNED THAT THE DEADLINE FOR ALL POSTS ABOUT "AMERICAN EAGLE" AND "SYDNEY SWEENEY" HAS PASSED. IF YOU ARE FOUND IN VIOLATION YOU WILL BE FINED 1500 CLOUT POINTS AND A LABUBU.

04.08.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2191    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 20

If any of the dozens of congresspeople responsible for overseeing the Pentagon could say something, anything, that'd be great

28.07.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1751    πŸ” 381    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 19
Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

Cartoon with corporate media asking U.S. Government how it would like "Control of Internet Speech" wrapped: Anti-terrorism or protect kids

t's amazing how this is from more than 20 years ago but very well could have been from today.

28.07.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13400    πŸ” 5093    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 59
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Not funny, but true: All tyrants eventually fall. But after that happens, the people and institutions that bowed down to them will never regain their reputations.

28.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8932    πŸ” 1927    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 119
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MAGA Politician CAUGHT Watching EXPLICIT VIDEO at Hearing
YouTube video by Keith Edwards MAGA Politician CAUGHT Watching EXPLICIT VIDEO at Hearing

YT is shadow banning this vid
about the Oklahoma pr0n scandal please like share comment etc

@keithedwards.bsky.social

youtu.be/AKpdK5D3_BI?...

27.07.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#ICE #Epstein

27.07.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 411    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11

BREAKING: We just subpoenaed the Epstein files.

As a survivor of sexual assault, I know the pain & trauma survivors carry. This subpoena is a massive victory for every survivor who has ever been silenced, dismissed, or harmed.

Bondi must release the files immediately. We demand accountability.

23.07.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 45108    πŸ” 9655    πŸ’¬ 1194    πŸ“Œ 395

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! πŸ‘€

20.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13268    πŸ” 3196    πŸ’¬ 410    πŸ“Œ 108
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The Epstein Cover-Up at the FBI Inside the chaotic review process of the Epstein and Maxwell files at the Bureau

EXCLUSIVE: Not only does an Excel spreadsheet of Trump mentions in the Epstein files exist, but so do training videos explaining how to flag the files for Trump mentions. Plus, the number of people who had access is larger than previously known. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstei...

20.07.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12837    πŸ” 5441    πŸ’¬ 550    πŸ“Œ 479

medium-old guy saw my tattoos and excitedly said β€˜i have one too, on my shoulder! wanna see?’ then proceeded to pull up his sleeve to show me a tattoo of Taz the tasmanian devil holding a glock saying β€˜ROMANS 12:19’ in gothic letters in a speech bubble

20.07.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4761    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 46

labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?

20.07.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4046    πŸ” 703    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 30
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I was a personal trainer for almost a decade. Honest to God, the number one thing I would tell my weight loss clients was to eliminate soda and fast food from their diets. Here, the "MAHA" Secretary of HHS is cheering on soda... at a fast food restaurant. Snake oil salesman.

20.07.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 17043    πŸ” 3476    πŸ’¬ 1330    πŸ“Œ 268
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Good Sunday, y'all!!

It never hurts to start the last day of the week off with a laugh.

Have a day, y'all!!

#SheShed

20.07.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8
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5 things Trump did this week:

1. Claimed exposing the Epstein pedo ring was not a priority

2. Said he β€œlost faith” in his supporters

3. Called his supporters β€œstupid people”

4. Denied drawing a naked woman for Jeffrey Epstein

5. Went golfing again

20.07.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1899    πŸ” 505    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 27
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ATTN: If you’re one of the 1,000 FBI agents who reviewed the Epstein files, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. πŸ™πŸ»

19.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 35013    πŸ” 15912    πŸ’¬ 397    πŸ“Œ 430
Image of Andry on a blue screen with a blue gradient with text, β€œAndry HernΓ‘ndez Romero Released From El Salvador Prison”

Image of Andry on a blue screen with a blue gradient with text, β€œAndry HernΓ‘ndez Romero Released From El Salvador Prison”

UPDATE: Last night, Andry HernΓ‘ndez Romero, the gay makeup artist and asylum seeker who was wrongly disappeared to El Salvador, was released from CECOT and sent back to Venezuela.

19.07.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 15
A pink stamp with "Free Palestine" written on it. In the middle there are two mirrored, three-eyed magpies, from the move "Kpop Demonhunters", holding a poppy between them. They are encircled by hibiscus flowers, olives and orangeblossoms.

A pink stamp with "Free Palestine" written on it. In the middle there are two mirrored, three-eyed magpies, from the move "Kpop Demonhunters", holding a poppy between them. They are encircled by hibiscus flowers, olives and orangeblossoms.

I don't think you're ready for theΒ takedown...
#art #kpopdemonhunters #freepalestine #palestine #birds

16.07.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5270    πŸ” 1465    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 21
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Sadly, Margaret was right.

16.07.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 255    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œMen are alone, we are so depressed.πŸ₯Ίβ€

Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….

16.07.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14951    πŸ” 3680    πŸ’¬ 661    πŸ“Œ 142

Trump says he is not threatening to fire Powell. There are reports that say otherwise.

Trump said he wasn’t good friends with Epstein; Epstein said otherwise.

Trump said that he didn’t sexually assault E. Jean Carroll and a jury determined that he did.

Trump is a liar.

16.07.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE Lawyers Are Hiding Their Names in Immigration Court ICE attorneys fighting to deport immigrants are able to obscure their identities β€” no masks required.

Lawyers for ICE are increasingly hiding their identities in court. This is completely unprecedented.

β€œWe’re not really doing names publicly,” said Judge ShaSha Xu β€” after stating her own name and those of the immigrants and their lawyers.

theintercept.com/2025/07/15/i...

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More proof that Republicans women are ok with their daughters being taught hands on sex education by grown men when they turn 13! Example Matt Gaetz,
Texas megachurch pastor Robert Morris, megachurch pastor Joe Campbell, Florida pastor Yersson Solarte. Mother’s continue being members of the church.

15.07.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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What could go wrong?

14.07.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15212    πŸ” 4964    πŸ’¬ 1459    πŸ“Œ 540

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