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Comedian and writer of Gothic fiction. Official Site: https://isaacbaranoff.blogspot.com Buy my book: https://www.amazon.com/Isaac-Baranoff/e/B07D3FGSCL/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/baranoffisaac PayPal: https://paypal.me/isaacbaranoff

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Chuck Mangione

11.08.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Old Beavis and Butt-Head - Do 'Cardi B. - WAP'
YouTube video by JESSE THARP Old Beavis and Butt-Head - Do 'Cardi B. - WAP'

"Are there any whores in this house?"
"Yes, there are. There are several whores in this house."

youtu.be/BDKiv72byQg

10.08.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Joy Division - Atrocity Exhibition
YouTube video by CraftyOcelot Joy Division - Atrocity Exhibition

My first thought upon reading this post:

"This is the way, step inside"

youtu.be/87hAGYDe4_k

10.08.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I write Gothic novels

10.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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White House hasn’t ruled out Zelensky being in Alaska during Trump-Putin meeting on Friday | CNN Politics A diplomatic scramble unfolded Saturday after President Donald Trump announced he would meet his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, next week in Alaska, as European leaders rushed to understand the ...

Y'all chased the handkerchief again didn't ya

www.cnn.com/2025/08/09/p...

10.08.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Walnut Creek, California, anyone who turns in his gun can get free therapy.

And anyone who doesn't turn in his gun can get free anything.

27.07.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well how 'bout this, huh? You know, it makes me sick. When a society lets a guy like Colin Ferguson live for another TWO HUNDRED YEARS.

It's ridiculous. It's crazy!

03.08.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a frog with its mouth open and the words reeeee Alt: a picture of a frog with its mouth open and the word reeeee

"American Pie is deeply problematic"

10.08.2025 07:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump is privately mulling how to declare pot a less dangerous drug | CNN Politics Over a recent dinner at his private Bedminster, New Jersey, club, as President Donald Trump recounted his move against the country’s top economic statistician and riffed on New York City politics, the...

It's going to be really funny watching the left fight this one.
www.cnn.com/politics/tru...

09.08.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Look, I don't like Trump. But the difference between me and the average BlueSky user is: I don't need to regard every single thing Trump does as by-definition bad.

10.08.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Massive secondary tariffs on countries that trade with Russia, resumption of aid to Ukraine, and these people just can't abandon Putin's Lapdog Theory.

10.08.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nick Swardson's Don Knotts Impression
YouTube video by Cash Nick Swardson's Don Knotts Impression

The voice I hear in my head when I see this is Nick Swardson's Don Knotts impression from Norm Macdonald Live: youtu.be/7jWvczNCGdo

10.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
She Turned 18. Then She Made $1 Million in 3 Hours.
YouTube video by Amala Ekpunobi She Turned 18. Then She Made $1 Million in 3 Hours.

Lil Tay's mom should be in prison for starting an OnlyFans account for her daughter when she was 11.

youtu.be/MhgPQIVY_TI

08.08.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gooner screenwriters.

30.07.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chiller

30.07.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wrote a #Gothic #Western novel called A Mouthful of Blood, about a vampire bounty hunter seeking revenge against the men who killed her husband and daughter. It's gotten insanely good reviews.

Order here: amazon.com/dp/B0DFCGR3F9

25.07.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Princess Peach, Toad and Luigi.

Princess Peach, Toad and Luigi.

SIT IN THE CUCK CHAIR, MARIO.

25.07.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs (1943) Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs (1943)

They like to pretend this one doesn't exist.

ok.ru/video/211931...

25.07.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't think Tubi will stream *every* Warner Bros. cartoon...

25.07.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Colbert's show was losing $40 million dollars a year.

25.07.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's your opinion on Shane Gillis getting fired from SNL because a troll misrepresented the context of jokes he made on his podcast? I just want to see if you actually support free speech.

25.07.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump Supporter Sam Hyde on Why Political Correctness Canceled His Adult Swim Show β€˜Million Dollar Extreme’ star accuses Brett Gelman of Jewishness and reveals why conservatives are TV kryptonite.

"Politically charged cancellation"

Colbert's show was losing millions of dollars.

Where was this energy when Million Dollar Extreme's Adult Swim show got cancelled because one of the cast members voted for Trump? *That* was a politically charged cancellation.

observer.com/2016/12/mill...

25.07.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get angry when Shane Gillis was fired from SNL because some troll misrepresented the context of jokes made on his podcast? I just want to see if you actually support free speech or if this is just a virtue signal.

25.07.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because South Park is actually funny and has significant viewers and isn't losing millions of dollars a year.

25.07.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actual dogs don't wear a top hat and suit or talk.

24.07.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gilbert Shelton created The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers. Not Robert Crumb.

24.07.2025 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

The Eric Andre Show and the podcasts that Harland Williams and Matan Even are making are better talk shows than the ones Colbert, Kimmel and Fallon are making.

24.07.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I signed, although it doesn't affect me at all because I have never produced pornography.

24.07.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cat wearing sunglasses and a chain with the caption " sup homie " Alt: a cat wearing sunglasses and a chain with the caption " sup homie "
23.07.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks

22.07.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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