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Husband. Father. Writer. Independent Tolkien Scholar. Veteran Gamemaster. Denizen of Penn’s Woods. 0-Level Hobbit Clue-finder. Grētingas eallum and eallum wel gemēted! Onlūcað wordhord and wesað blīðe!

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Latest posts by wyrmslayer.bsky.social on Bluesky

The peace treaty signing yesterday between the Democratic Republic of Congo and the Republic of Rwanda was truly historic. That war has killed more than any since World War 2, almost all of them black.

28.06.2025 18:55 — 👍 577    🔁 93    💬 393    📌 16

Lovely essay here.

26.04.2025 18:11 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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ALIEN RPG – Evolved Edition and Rapture Protocol Expanded and updated core rules and a new cinematic scenario for the award-winning RPG from Free League and 20th Century Studios

#ALIEN #RPG

Just backed Alien 2E: here be monsters!

USCSS Free League is now en route to the Heart of Darkness!

When they said “alien,” I thought they meant “illegal alien,” so I signed up. Now, there's no getting out of this chicken shit outfit.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/119...

18.04.2025 15:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A clear path to the hell-mouth of #hasbro. The devil is in the details.

#dnd #rpg

18.04.2025 15:27 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Devil’s the details:

18.04.2025 15:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nope

16.04.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Fading Dark: How D&D Forgot to Fear the Darkness Elven Maid Inn published a post on Ko-fi

Make darkness scary again.

Fantastic article on #DnD’s deemphasis of darkness, making it essentially meaningless. As for me, this parallels how the modern world takes electric light for granted.
ko-fi.com/post/The-Fad...

15.04.2025 21:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reasons to love TLG: excellent content, inspirational & immersive art (not off-putting, grotesque). And made in the USA!

“We make our products here in the United States and have for decades. The current trade war, much like the Covid Pandemic, will not have a measurable impact on TLG’s operations.”

15.04.2025 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lo! Here’s a work worthy of reading!

As for me, it inspires my master’s thesis on similar happenings in Beowulf Studies. In this forthcoming essay, I’ll dive deep into the fetid mere of stifling criticism all mired in serpentine eisegesis.

#tolkien #beowulf

10.04.2025 13:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beyond the Woods: Open World Exploration and Survival for 5e A new dark fantasy setting for 5e inspired by Irish mythology, with rules for survival, hexcrawl exploration, new classes, and more!

Last 48 hours for the Beyond the Woods Irish mythology-meets-5e kickstarter campaign - I fear my scenario stretch goal may be out of reach but happy to be proved wrong...

www.kickstarter.com/projects/old...

08.04.2025 19:14 — 👍 16    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 1

#handsoff

Kudos to millions of people who took to the streets over the weekend to demand more, not less, government waste.

Make waste, not war!

08.04.2025 10:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Alas, poor Wall Street!

Ivy League diplomas will soon be as worthless as the US dollar.

08.04.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Profound!

08.04.2025 00:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why #Disney & #Hollywood suck

A fantastic exploration of pop cultural aesthetics: romantic realism champions beauty, truth; transgressive and, dystrophic realism’s attempt to subvert tradition, normalize pathology, and crush resistance to luciferian agenda.

treeofwoe.substack.com/p/a-digressi...

07.04.2025 16:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956) trailer
YouTube video by anton1917 Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956) trailer

The Nightmare That Threatens the World!

Old films foreshadowed our brave new world.

Now’s time for a timely remake , more relevant today than it was in 1956.

youtube.com/watch?v=pNJB...

05.04.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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‘A case study in groupthink’: were liberals wrong about the pandemic? US political scientists’ book argues aggressive Covid policies such as mask mandates were in some cases misguided

Legacy media still playing catch-up #covid

"And did liberal dismissiveness of the other side come at a cost that Americans will continue to pay for many years? Still, it is unclear why shutdowns and closures went on so long, particularly in Democratic states."

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

05.04.2025 15:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I did. I voted. No, I’m not going to run out outside and rampage and riot. That’s what silly little people do when they have temper tantrums. Any more questions? Other wise, have a nice weekend!

05.04.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hypocrisy, fool.

05.04.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anybody remember this?

Back in 1996, Nancy #Pelosi urged Congress to support reciprocal #tariffs, a sentiment echoed by Bernie #Sanders in 2008 and Barack #Obama in 2018.

x.com/amuse/status...

04.04.2025 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Make haste, the end draws nigh! #osr #ttrpg

From “The East Mark Fragment”:

… • afore his wroth wiles,
Lone looms • the lair of mad Zagyg,

With skill and bleak guile • he shaped this trap-strewn terror,

Bold blades dare • into the wild, wicked deeps,

Yet shadows stir • …

31.03.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Rachel Zegler - Waiting On A Wish (From "Disney's Snow White")
YouTube video by DisneyMusicVEVO Rachel Zegler - Waiting On A Wish (From "Disney's Snow White")

Her face shines with grace,
A voice flows like a sweet stream,
Rachel Zegler glows,
Yet beneath the gleam lies truth,
Not all that glitters is gold.

#Disney #SnowWhite

youtube.com/watch?v=5K1-...

29.03.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yes, it's the real deal. Only 10 days remain to join gaming history and claim a mountain of crowdfunding-exclusive stretch rewards!
🏰 Pledge now: bit.ly/Castle_Zagyg

#TTRPG #backerkit #castlezagyg #garygygax

25.03.2025 14:48 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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🏰 We are SO CLOSE to unlocking our next stretch goal; at $450k, we get a special Castle Zagyg GM Screen!!! Share, tell your friends, and support the return of this historic gem to gaming tables everywhere!
👉 bit.ly/Castle_Zagyg

21.03.2025 17:27 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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Dr David Cartland BMedSci MBChB MRCGP (2014) on X: "So basically taxpayers paid for the creation of the Covid-19 virus through USAID and then paid the mainstream media to brainwash them about masks, vaccines, and lockdowns? It's unbelievable what these sick people did to us. https://t.co/7kDM2bRvmJ" / X So basically taxpayers paid for the creation of the Covid-19 virus through USAID and then paid the mainstream media to brainwash them about masks, vaccines, and lockdowns? It's unbelievable what these sick people did to us. https://t.co/7kDM2bRvmJ

Taxpayer funded creation of #covid through #usaid, which in turn paid for legacy media to gaslight and brainwash us. x.com/cartlanddavi...

21.03.2025 13:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once upon a time, owning a #Tesla was the ultimate sign of progressive virtue. Now owning one is worse than the Scarlet Letter, marking you not just a sinner, but aligned with evil incarnate, a target.

Funny thing is — it’s only one side doing the virtue signaling, the outcasting!

18.03.2025 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Legacy media catching up on #COVID psy-ops

"…to promote the appearance of consensus, some officials and scientists hid or understated crucial facts, misled at least one reporter…"

nytimes.com/2025/03/16/opi…

16.03.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all grew up on films like The Right Stuff, Explorers, Interstellar, rooting for the heroes who swat away NPC bullies like parasitic mynocks.

Some of us have grown into buzzkills who project their low IQs, cheering setbacks. These fools will be the ones who’ll blast off on a full stomach. Sad!

16.03.2025 10:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Castles and Crusades Players Handbook (9th printing) review — The oldest of the new old school. When you read through as many TTRPG books as I have, you start to see some patterns emerge. Things that may set an expectation or opinion before you fully recognize the whole work. Castles and Crusade...

No "Editions" in Castles & Crusades—every core book printing has the same rules! Check out Gaming Trend's review of our 9th Printing Player’s Handbook & the #TTRPG. If it sells you on C&C, know that our 10th Printing is even better!
👉 gamingtrend.com/reviews/cast...

14.03.2025 16:21 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

#amwriting finished a final draft for a short story submission this morning. Spent the rest of the day outlining a novella. Feeling great!

12.03.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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