i’ve started stepping on lego pieces on purpose to start building my immunity

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Wow

Awesome stuff Chris! As a Jays fan, just wanted to flag a small typo--Jays are 2 games UP on the Yankees...not back of them :)

I know enough people who know Brady to be aware that he’s smart, funny, raunchy, and can give good insights in real time.

The fact that he doesn’t is *clearly* about what TV rewards. Romo’s first year was great and someone took out his frontal lobe. Olsen was smart and they shivved him.

every single couple, gay straight married unmarried whatever has one partner who loads the dishwasher like theyre michelangelo finishing up the Sistine Chapel & another who chucks everything angrily and have a personal vendetta against plates, a dishwasher that takes sides is gonna end relationships

Trudeau expected to announce exit as party leader before national caucus meeting Wednesday — The Globe and Mail Sources say they are unsure about what the Liberal Party national executive plans to do to replace Trudeau as leader

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A List of Predictions Made in 1925 About 2025

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Big power outage in Saskatoon.

The only way to stop the Chiefs from a threepeat is to stop entering 4 8 15 16 23 42 every 108 minutes

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

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If Seattle loses, it will be the 2nd time where they lose in part bc they can’t convert on 3rd and 1 and then 4th and 1.

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

Hi friends!

I just wanted to give a quick update on The Onion’s purchase of InfoWars, which we can’t wait to relaunch as the dumbest website on the internet.

The long and short of it: We won the auction and — you're not going to believe this — the previous InfoWars folks aren't taking it well.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

The Old Man and the Sun A breakdown of how and why the Cowboys have the only stadium in the league where players regularly get blinded by the sun.

Wrote about arguably my favorite topic in all of sports: Jerry Jones spending $1.2 billion on a stadium built at the exact orientation so the sun shines directly into players eyes during the months when the Cowboys play football:

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a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face . ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd of people and looking at the camera with a surprised look on his face .

Looking at the replies on an app and not seeing porn bots or people calling me DEI

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