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One of those moments I wish was just a dream T.T

Something very similar happened to me, only it was my mother and I deadass was like “I would rather snort bleach then let you read what I’m writing.”

Started using new hair products for my curls and they’ve never looked better AND now it somehow smell like cotton candy which is odd but delightful?

When you need to be a responsible adult, but all you want to do is go home and write things that are CERTAINLY not in the Bible.

Late yesterday I had decided to draw a little something for ch2 because a dear friend of mine bemoaned any Prince Blitzø pics hahaha

Made for @helluvaminibang.bsky.social I’m so happy to work with @cotikun.bsky.social and @caitsoprano.bsky.social!

#helluvaminibang2025 | #blitz | #helluvabossfanart

Stolas and octavia in a holding cell

My contribution for ch3 of under the boughs unbowed!

archiveofourown.org/works/785051...

#helluvaminibang2025 | #stolas | #octavia | #helluvabossfanart

Oh it that isn’t a whole ass mood lol

Since I have figured out how to let people click on and connect with the artist who created the art, I am going to repost some of my fics with art.

@cami12reads.bsky.social Created this beautiful piece that inspired me to write my human AU Helluva Game

archiveofourown.org/works/686194...

Just a reminder, there’s only 4 more days left to get the mouse pad bundle! Once the mouse pads sell out I won’t be re-ordering them, and there’s only 7 left so get it while supplies last! #stolas #helluvaboss #stolitz #missionzero

Be warned, once you buy 1 you really end up with like 300 by the end of the year lol

A promo banner for my upcoming bigcartel shop! The text reads: hellamews.bigcartel.com Launching February 14th with 3 brand new items! It is overlaid on a lavender gradient background, with blurred images of the 3 new products at low opacity. It is intended to obfuscate the exact products but I'm sure people get the idea if they squint.

Mark your calendars! I'm working on a bigcartel shop & will be celebrating the launch on Valentine's Day with three new items!

100% it’s so well done!

I know Fuzzandfeathers did an awesome comic on this topic! It makes me so sad, but also gives me so much room to be creative that I’m off writing angst with a happy ending starting off like:

Oh 100%, it’s still something I’m trying to nail too. It’s one of those things that in theory sounds easy enough, and then you actually try and end up spending more time in that than you do with everything else.

Update! I made toast with it and it was delicious!

Whenever I write angst I like to use what I call the Kiss The Brick method, where the happy ending or resolution needs to be proportionate to the level of pain inflicted. Like “Kiss the brick before you throw it at me.”

I feel so powerful right now! I made butter!

I’m glad I could be of assistance! 🙂

Oh 100%

This just came in and I’m so delighted!!! Ordered from Valahel on Etsy!
#helluvaboss #stolas

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I genuinely adore Stolas’ silly top hat AND his slutty little red romper. The world needs more merch with him in both

I’m genuinely so obsessed with that outfit on him. The print with it was the first ever Helluva Boss merch I’ve ever gotten! He’s just so cute, and they included a silly hat T.T

I have never agreed with a statement more in my life lmfao

For lack of anywhere else to put him, pole dancing Stolas now resides on my desk. I’ve already had to explain the Stolas mouse pad with the titty wrist rest to my mom, so this is small potatoes if anyone sees it lol

Me writing angst

btw if you ever get hateful comments on your fanart or fanfic or people ever shame you for your fanworks

just know those people are sad and miserable and have nothing better to fucking do and you're amazing 💕

Yep

Chapter 1 of my #stolitz #omegaverse theater au fic is published!!!
#helluvaboss #stolas #blitz #stolasxblitz #eggpreg
archiveofourown.org/works/787428...

It won’t be for a hot minute, but I think once I hit 300 followers here I might do a DTIYS event with a few fan-merch prizes? Would people be interested in that?

Reposting again, because it seems that some people missed it!

Here are the assignments, if you don’t think you will be able to post on the day, that’s okay! Just tag it when you’re ready and I’ll share it!