hotdog gospel

PICARD: These “Borg” are a curious blend of organic and machine, a culture so sublimated to its own technology that the line between natural life and technological facsimile is porous and thin.
RIKER: (nude in the holodeck) it’s insane they let us nut in the computer

26.08.2025 03:53 — 👍 2827    🔁 416    💬 33    📌 10

grindr text

i don’t know if this guy on grindr was only trying to get me to pay for his tuktuk tour or if he wanted to hit at all? i think we have interpreted grind in different ways

02.08.2025 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New Tequila Lugo Mango

Photo of Luigi Mangione

new drinks on offer in the pub

22.02.2025 18:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The next Bond movie will be titled "Time to Die Mister Bond, Handcrafted Artisanal Film Movie for Men – Perfecf Christmas Gift and Funny Realistic Spy Gag, Harmless Entertainment Prank for Kids and Adults, Realistic Vanilla Scent 7.9 Ounce Motion Picture (Pack of 1)"

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superman....I don't know...mourning a robot?

when my dick sucking contraption breaks

20.12.2024 12:25 — 👍 71    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

youtube video titled “i broke 2 guinness world records, using only 2 fingers!!”

me after breaking both the shortest and the longest jacking it sessions

15.12.2024 22:48 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

was tripping on psilocybin on a denim couch and had a major panic i was sinking deeper and deeper into a giants crotch

27.11.2024 18:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(inventing Kirby) He is a testicle. An insatiable, breathing testicle. And his main enemy, it goes without saying, is the exact opposite: a penguin.

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there is definitely a critical ratio of grey hairs where it starts to look good

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The eevee and coffee. Time for breakfast.

Morning Coffee

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The better Arcane gets the more it reinforces that I will never play League of Legends

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this is cute, i love the tights

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