@lisaroyal.bsky.social
If dogs or garden dragons lead you here then welcome! To return to Microsoft/security make a left at the intersection of pizza & hot dogs toppings
It was desperate times this morning!
21.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It took so long to respond I was worried he had a heart attack
21.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Terrifying Ned with a picture of his precious French press on my desk with cheap coffee creamer
Cooking Coffee…AMA!
21.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 88 🔁 3 💬 11 📌 1
They can’t contain their excitement at my return
19.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 343 🔁 17 💬 6 📌 0
Orange dog is disappointed because: 1) the dog sitter is gone, 2) her dad is not here, 3) it’s just me
Darby: oh, it’s just you
19.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 238 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 0This is such a lie. They have no idea I’m gone. This is Darby’s “you were stingy and only gave me 4 treats” look.
14.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Welcome to the mayhem!
22.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darby is a bit dramatic and makes mistakes when counting on her paws. It’s really been 18 days.
22.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I better be getting some of the money when the jewels are fenced!
22.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0That’s kind of adorable!
22.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Canisters! Each holds TWO bags of treats!
22.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0They have a drawer but I keep the jars full on the counter. I just should t be refilling them this often!
22.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is our only hope that they can’t smush the back since it’s the frame
22.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Next time do we take them to the showroom and put them in the back of the couch?
22.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0We have 2 almost empty jars of treats after 2 weeks!!
22.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Darby protests her inhumane treatment from the back of the couch.
Day 21: You’re still not my dad!
22.10.2025 00:19 — 👍 491 🔁 19 💬 21 📌 0
Darby is rolling her eyes that I’m still here and not Ned
Darby: You’re still not my dad
19.10.2025 00:10 — 👍 211 🔁 5 💬 14 📌 1
Cooking tip: the sparking from the coffee mug’s metallic paint does not reheat your coffee any faster in the microwave
I had a “spark” of an idea to reheat my coffee
18.10.2025 17:37 — 👍 90 🔁 2 💬 18 📌 0
New family crest?
17.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 193 🔁 4 💬 17 📌 0
Darby on the back of the couch where is not suppose to fit
This house needs boundaries
16.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 179 🔁 3 💬 24 📌 0
McKellan asleep on a pillow. Surround by his bone and the one he purloined from Indy
I didn’t happen when I was home either. 2 out 3 dogs agree. The other was sleeping during the poll
15.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 54 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0The 1/2 empty treat jars (plural) say otherwise
15.10.2025 04:42 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
3 dogs being told they parent is coming back and the treat train is coming to an end
The dogs last few moments of grifting the pet sitter
14.10.2025 20:50 — 👍 190 🔁 8 💬 13 📌 1
Ferry heading toward Friday Harbor
Time to go. My ride is here
14.10.2025 15:52 — 👍 89 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
“Winter Citrus” crepe (lemon curd)
One last breakfast
14.10.2025 15:46 — 👍 74 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0My dinner was peanut butter wafer cookies
13.10.2025 01:08 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Something between a hash brown and double smashed potato
11.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0The cloudberry and lingonberry jam on a baked potato are the ones that throw me.
11.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We promise to take you too many places like this and you can rank them!
11.10.2025 18:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I should have taken pictures of the full treat jars when I left verse when I get back.
11.10.2025 18:36 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
