@lisaroyal.bsky.social
If dogs or garden dragons lead you here then welcome! To return to Microsoft/security make a left at the intersection of pizza & hot dogs toppings
I cannot believe I am giving bird feeder refill updates the Pacific Ocean
04.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 61 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0He keep sending me tasks to take care of the freaking bird feeder from Asia!
01.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
McKellan uses he’s right to remain silent
28.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 93 🔁 2 💬 9 📌 0
Darby wants her lawyer
28.01.2026 23:11 — 👍 92 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0
When bath day pics look like mug shots
28.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 206 🔁 10 💬 12 📌 0He’s just begging to be brought home!
23.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
McKellan wearing a red plaid coat that Ned hates but he’s not here to stop me!
It’s very cold so I’m wearing my flannel coat. -McKellan
23.01.2026 00:33 — 👍 186 🔁 3 💬 20 📌 0
Darby looks disgruntled at the spare human
Today’s edition of “You are not my dad”
17.01.2026 18:04 — 👍 223 🔁 8 💬 14 📌 0That looks delicious!
05.01.2026 05:04 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m pretty sure it started as Home and Garden’s version: Shredded rotisserie chicken breast, 3 stalks of Celery, 1 bell pepper, sweet relish (remove any of those 3 you don’t like,) Add Mayo Mustard, salt and pepper TO TASTE :)
04.01.2026 02:03 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I’ve been having some health issues and offline a lot. Hopefully I am on the mend and back to antagonize Ned
03.01.2026 03:26 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0That is not the crepe I was hoping for
03.01.2026 03:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0So if I call the coyote outside a dog I can keep him?
22.12.2025 19:52 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I love it!
22.12.2025 19:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We were just talking about replacing the posts on the gate!
22.12.2025 19:50 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0It was desperate times this morning!
21.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It took so long to respond I was worried he had a heart attack
21.11.2025 18:28 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Terrifying Ned with a picture of his precious French press on my desk with cheap coffee creamer
Cooking Coffee…AMA!
21.11.2025 18:06 — 👍 96 🔁 3 💬 11 📌 1
They can’t contain their excitement at my return
19.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 352 🔁 18 💬 6 📌 0
Orange dog is disappointed because: 1) the dog sitter is gone, 2) her dad is not here, 3) it’s just me
Darby: oh, it’s just you
19.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 247 🔁 6 💬 9 📌 0This is such a lie. They have no idea I’m gone. This is Darby’s “you were stingy and only gave me 4 treats” look.
14.11.2025 17:07 — 👍 61 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Welcome to the mayhem!
22.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Darby is a bit dramatic and makes mistakes when counting on her paws. It’s really been 18 days.
22.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I better be getting some of the money when the jewels are fenced!
22.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0That’s kind of adorable!
22.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Canisters! Each holds TWO bags of treats!
22.10.2025 14:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0They have a drawer but I keep the jars full on the counter. I just should t be refilling them this often!
22.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is our only hope that they can’t smush the back since it’s the frame
22.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Next time do we take them to the showroom and put them in the back of the couch?
22.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0We have 2 almost empty jars of treats after 2 weeks!!
22.10.2025 04:45 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
