BIBLEMAN 5000 // Sneaky Smeeky // sm℮℮ks // el chingón

A PLAGUE ON BOTH OF YOUR HOUSES

Looks like I have lost access to my twitter so ig this is me saying hi again

Oh no I'm gonna be 27 soon

I don't FEEL very old but oh no oh God oh goodness gracious me

Instead of complaining the Eurozone should simply Git Gud: my column

Send me memes like this

Everyone hates on the Spanish accent but I think that it's the best of the hispanic accents

Chilean is def the worst tho

you rn

They’re calling your cairn a pile of rocks

I miss doing math all the time

Hot take, The Waltons was kinda good sometimes

The word "gullible" has been removed from the dictionary, after extensive documentation revealed this gibberish string of letters was originally inserted only as the result of a prank played upon a naive lexicographer.

Bluesky is a nice app, but it's kind of stale. Where are the hot takes? Sometimes, this place gets boring.

How to make things better?

What this app needs is a villain. I can be that villain. I can be your god of mischief, your wholesome devil, your Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

You need only ask, Bluesky.

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die" is still one of the coldest and best lyrics I've heard

I love that song so much

Someone replied with "does this surprise you?" Folks, let's leave that at Twitter.

Like most too-online people, I'm never surprised by bad news. I'm also never surprised to learn someone who is generally bad did a bad thing.

I'm not posting about it because it surprised me.

Okay? Good talk.

Welsh accents are mythical imo. Made up and not real. Never heard one... they all just sound English.

I should start one of those health scam water companies. Like, I could call it Cahokia Life™️ and make it some faux-Indian "eco-friendly" "detoxifying" water that's actually straight out of the tap.

Imagining a guy who names his kids stuff like Llewellyn or Æthelred in the year of our Lord 2023

We should stop calling them lemurs and start calling them Zoboomafoos

You know, they say that women be shopping, but sometimes women DON'T be shopping...

Ghost stories freak me out but I can't stop listening to these /x/ thread narrations and stuff like that on YouTube

Great idea to put images of evil spirits in your head when you have a history of sleep paralysis

I want to hug it and become its friend

Does she say it like "yeah cuz you always on that damn VAPE"

Ask me questions and I will answer

curiouscat.live/sneakysmeeky

Y'all know that Slim Pickens boy was a Californian? Same place them Beach Boys come from?

Bluesky is better than Threads. I'm basing this purely on how many people on each app like my posts, the only metric that truly matters.

I gave up my poasting talents for the Lord... I could have been a good poaster but I couldn't serve two masters

He on his puter

English is my second language. My first language is grunting and pointing at things.