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Maybe i should get back into mtg

I wonder what the tubing is made out of. Hm.

a 12 ounce largemouth bass being held like a sausage

first bass since i started fishing again. texas rigged senko. little guy, 12 ounces.

desperately hiding my cooling towel while on the Rise of the Resistance shuttle so i don’t get roasted by the imperial navy

just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.

a 16 year-old DOGE staffer known only as TesticulusMaxxximus1488 just moved the stone tortoise that was restraining the 36 Heavenly Spirits and the 72 Earthly Fiends, buckle up everybody

alt-country artists that skip florida kill me. thank you nick shoulders for coming to three florida venues

just saw someone posting that theyre worried about their smut being banned. trumps nearly reversed the civil rights act and your worried about literary porn??

maybe it’s because my instagram has both personal images of loved ones and i post tons of political stories, but i’m always shocked when people have public accounts for it

As a public service I would like to share that I have solved the Texas Workforce Commission's Unemployment Benefits Tele-Center 🧵

second on this

political alignment chart with an “annoying to me personally” z-axis

realizing i never posted it here….but too long have we been limited by the 2-dimensional political alignment chart. i think by using my new tool we can truly map another person's politics. here it is: The Ideology Cube

Mary Did You Know is stuck in my head and i don’t know when i last heard it. the pentatonix version if that matters

Non-breeding laughing gull sitting on wooden post with unlit string lights below

Female boat-tailed grackle perched on a wooden post with unlit string lights below

Where’s the love for the common birds. Just some of my wanna-be fry muggers. 🪶

2 black bellied whistling ducks with about 5 ducklings following closely as they walk at the water’s edge

I don’t have any fancy camera do enjoy this pic taken with an iphone through some binoculars 🪶

one of the best parts of listening to hozier is having the lyrics click months after hearing the song for the firs time and developing a latent obsession

Imaginal Disk is prob the most overrated album of the year for me. Its not bad, its pretty solid. But the hype people had for it led to it really underwhelming me.

people can hate but i’m really enjoying black ops 6

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#art #artists

your bike has no chain buddy

me staring down at @broooseph.bsky.social and @alfunky.bsky.social from the top of a 20’ knoll on my mountain bike when they have to walk their fixies up the slope

add gardener

i need spotify wrapped NOW

Two Sandhill Cranes

ideal bird physique. God cooked on these American dinos

Real sandhill hours. Who up sanding their hill. Sandhill enjoyers only.

A sandhill is a type of ecological community or xeric wildfire-maintained ecosystem. It is not the same as a sand dune. It features very short fire return intervals, one to five years. Without fire, sandhills undergo ecological succession and become more oak dominated.

A picture of the killdozer, the homemade tank-bulldozer hybrid driven by Marvin Heemeyer

be the change you want to see in the world

i don’t even use this app i swear. struggling to find more ppl i wanna follow

i forgot who that even was