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The Wizard, Weed

@weedwizard.bsky.social

Sometimes when I'm high I feel like posting without thinking about it too much. Weed Meme Connoisseur Minors DNI

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Latest posts by weedwizard.bsky.social on Bluesky


I should draw my blorbo I think I will!!!

22.02.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If she never talks to me again I'll understand

22.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saint Luigi is here to deliver a message on behalf of ur weather lords.

22.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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a cat is looking through a window with rain drops on it and says ok ALT: a cat is looking through a window with rain drops on it and says ok

So that sure was an rp. Holy fuck.

22.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

21.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a hamster crying with tiktok written on the bottom right ALT: a cartoon of a hamster crying with tiktok written on the bottom right

Lots of lower back pain this morning

20.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Top surgery consult next week, yaaay!!!

20.02.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel the need to connect with new rp friends

20.02.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've done one weed I'm ok today

19.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More fucking nightmares

18.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm too fucking old to be training cis men into believing women are people. I won't be doing it anymore! I'll be smoking weed until further notice.

18.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a tiktok saying TeamSpeak is having issues because so many people are ditching Discord lol

18.02.2026 07:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep having fucking nightmares

17.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grab him by the shoulders and shake him until he's normal again

16.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Fried 4. Drive-thru

13.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1128    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 14
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I am the FBI 😎
⚑ You sure came through this pretty strong ⚑
- Dad sure is talking a lot.
- Yeah, he sure is, Sonny Jim.
One of the greatest moments in TV history, that's for sure:
Thank you #DavidLynch @markfrost.bsky.social #KyleMacLachlan
🀍 You've made my heart so full 🀍

13.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 546    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3
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Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

They’re just out there setting records at everything.

13.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3720    πŸ” 762    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 260

I didn't flake but I'm still rubbed wrong about being dragged in to do stuff I didn't want πŸ™ƒ

14.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to flake do I? I could flake right now.

12.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Peacocks have been on the brain lately

12.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"You look happier"
"Thanks. I just ate."

12.02.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

I got a phone call about a survey for alberta independence lmfao they called the wrong angry trans bitch 🀣

12.02.2026 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

post a mage

11.02.2026 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1196    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 21
A screenshot from PokΓ©mon tcg pocket of Cramorant eating a Pikachu

A screenshot from PokΓ©mon tcg pocket of Cramorant eating a Pikachu

I got the best card today!

11.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slept on my shoulder wrong πŸ˜ͺ

10.02.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Discord is so unsafe strangers can purchase your message history. I don't know why the fuck they think I'd trust them with my face scan or ID.

09.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love getting my mail and somebody else fucking opened it. "By accident."

09.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sad and I don't know why. Sometimes emotions seem to just happen to me.

09.02.2026 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so tired of people being fucking weird with me when it comes to rp like please pretend to be normal ooc. I am totally fucked in the head but at least I'm not a stalker creep. Or a bigot creep. I'm so tired, I just want to have fun.

08.02.2026 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get nervous when someone's goodbye is "stay safe" STAY SAFE FROM WHAT. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN?!

07.02.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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