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Beth Thommesen

@bethietee.bsky.social

Madison, WI. Marketing by day, arts and crafts by night. My wish for the afterlife is that I can come back as a ghost to finish my ever-growing TBR pile.

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[defense wheels out a tv with their own ai of the victim] hey man, thanks for killing me

07.05.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8872    ๐Ÿ” 2046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

When you're picking a Pope
And you're sending up smoke
That's a conclave

When the smoke isn't white
You knock off for the night
That's a conclave

07.05.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 314    ๐Ÿ” 84    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Cooperโ€™s hawk, a medium-largish gray bird with white and rust mottled breast feathers and red eyes sits among bare branches and stares intently at the viewer.

Cooperโ€™s hawk, a medium-largish gray bird with white and rust mottled breast feathers and red eyes sits among bare branches and stares intently at the viewer.

Cooperโ€™s hawk landed right outside the window a few weeks ago!

04.05.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They just showed up in our neck of the woods a few days ago, I was so happy I fist pumped! I love hearing their calls when I am sitting on the porch. โ™ฅ๏ธ

03.05.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

03.05.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DOGE initially promised to save taxpayers $2 trillion.ย 

Now it admits it's only delivered $160B in cuts.

And even those minimal savings are nearly wiped out by the cost of implementing DOGE's cuts: $135B.

We're losing vital government services for basically nothing in return.

03.05.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5662    ๐Ÿ” 1861    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 258    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
Collage of a blue, black, and orange bird sitting on a stump in front of various papersโ€”handwritten notes, blue with small white flowers, green mesh, half a paper lace doily, reproduction of a postcard with a tropical bird and hibiscus on it, various butterflies, and a small sticker reading โ€œEternity.โ€

Collage of a blue, black, and orange bird sitting on a stump in front of various papersโ€”handwritten notes, blue with small white flowers, green mesh, half a paper lace doily, reproduction of a postcard with a tropical bird and hibiscus on it, various butterflies, and a small sticker reading โ€œEternity.โ€

Took an hour of the day to just turn everything else off and make some art.

FOY Ovenbird today and an extra crispy Diet Coke from McDs too so itโ€™s not all bad.

Still finding joy in small things.

03.05.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this juncture Iโ€™d like to point out:
* weโ€™re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing
* thereโ€™s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world
* a united approach could stop the climate crisis
But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.

26.04.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19812    ๐Ÿ” 5599    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 384    ๐Ÿ“Œ 264

Big vibes.

30.04.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please join the Texanist in wishing a great big Texas-sized happy 92nd birthday to this old #GOAT! We love you, #WillieNelson.

29.04.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 110    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Discworld QOTD, from Witches Abroad

โ€œYou can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage. Besides you don't build a better world by choppin' heads off and giving decent girls away to frogs.โ€

27.04.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 650    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Post image 24.04.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1333    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Lady mallard standing on paved surface surrounded by colorful orange, green, and yellow sunburst chairs at the Union Terrace.

Lady mallard standing on paved surface surrounded by colorful orange, green, and yellow sunburst chairs at the Union Terrace.

Shot of the Union Terrace. One of the best hangouts in Madison! A large stone building with many windows stands behind a large terrace holding dozens of bright Orange, yellow, and green sunburst chairs and tables, a crowd of people enjoying one of the first days of the terrace season.

Shot of the Union Terrace. One of the best hangouts in Madison! A large stone building with many windows stands behind a large terrace holding dozens of bright Orange, yellow, and green sunburst chairs and tables, a crowd of people enjoying one of the first days of the terrace season.

Some pics from the weekend for #MallardMonday. Went to one of my favorite places (UW Memorial Union Terrace) and caught this brave lass walking amongst the crowd. Bonus shot of the Union!

21.04.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there will be plenty of things out there that are not to your taste, but this culture of saying yuck to sincerity to get little more than an empty laugh - it will destroy your heart.

20.04.2025 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1204    ๐Ÿ” 432    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Thatโ€™s a great morning!!

21.04.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Old North Church in Boston in the "spot light" again

19.04.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1005    ๐Ÿ” 251    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Great Horned Owl hanging out, just trying to be chill and not bothered by these dang crows.

Great Horned Owl hanging out, just trying to be chill and not bothered by these dang crows.

Great horned owl looking pretty intimidating.

Great horned owl looking pretty intimidating.

Blue Jay sitting on top of a shepherdโ€™s hook holding bird feeders.

Blue Jay sitting on top of a shepherdโ€™s hook holding bird feeders.

A few days ago Glen heard some crows making a ruckus in the backyard and we went on the porch to investigate. Turns out they were harassing a Great Horned Owl that had been trying to nap in one of trees!

(Pictures taken through a screened window so they arenโ€™t the best, bonus blue jay pic)

#birds

17.04.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Life could be so cool and instead we have whatever the fuck this is.

17.04.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America: where having an autism awareness tattoo means you're an MS-13 gang member, but having a swastika tattoo just means you're a German history buff

16.04.2025 05:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5298    ๐Ÿ” 1254    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

i've taken shits for longer than Katy Perry was "in space"

16.04.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 704    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

new marie antoinette just dropped

16.04.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 153    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading โ€œA world without trans people has never existed and never will.โ€ thereโ€™s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a medieval style digital drawing of an androgynous brown-skinned knight on horseback on a hill, stabbing a long gold spear into a blue dragon on the ground. the knight has a gold halo behind their head and wears a suit of silver armor with a nonbinary flag striped tunic and a trans flag as a cape. their horse is white, with blue tack with trans pride trim. there is black gothic text at the top and bottom of the image reading โ€œA world without trans people has never existed and never will.โ€ thereโ€™s an ornate pale blue border around the image, filled with pink and blue scrollwork, gold hearts filled with colorful flowers, a smiley bat, two smiley moles, and two smiling frogs holding up trans flags.

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

05.04.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16241    ๐Ÿ” 7689    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

Itโ€™s hard to stay positive when shit is so fucked up.

15.04.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9066    ๐Ÿ” 895    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 484    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82

You love to see it

15.04.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 541    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Iโ€™m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

15.04.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13739    ๐Ÿ” 3912    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

Seriously this is not gender equality โ€ฆ this is wealthy women doing what all wealthy people do, spending obscene amounts of money on nothing that advances women, humanity or helps anyone at all.

14.04.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1707    ๐Ÿ” 406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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There is no clearer way to say it.
Letters from an American - April 13 @hcrichardson.bsky.social

14.04.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1884    ๐Ÿ” 705    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

God invented squirrels because the forest needed a sassy bitch

19.11.2024 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1375    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

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