Magma Suit

“We’ll see what we’re ordered to do.”

Apple forced me to update iOS to 26, and they seem to have hidden some AI features, versus the clear toggle from before?

1. Settings --> Screen Time --> Content & Privacy Restrictions
2. Turn on Content & Privacy Restrictions
3. Go to Intelligence & Siri
4. Switch the AI features to "Don't Allow"

Famous quo denier Donald J. Trump

I love that Worf has always been portrayed as kind of a wet blanket because of his code of honor and his outsider/orphan inferiority complex but this one basically implies he’d join the Westboro Baptist Church with a little coaxing

Someone who is hung up on culture war issues in 2025 is not by any measure an “independent”

The conservative position should be to prosecute these bastards for civil rights violations

The moderate position should be to turn them over to the International Criminal Court

The left position…I will not say it here

Casablanca: Rise of Renault

How are we just letting “Boofy” slide?

THEY TRIED TO HIDE THE TRUTH FROM YOU

This was just sent to me by an LAUSD parent. A 4th grader was assigned to design a book cover for Pippi Longstocking using Adobe for Education. Here is what the AI tool generated:

One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.

As someone who read Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail at a formative age I am required to tell you that his dad was George McGovern’s campaign director

If I ever did something similar you couldn’t torture this out of me

A species of Gonzo that has spent thousands of generations living in caves

Middle school teacher here: somewhere around 100% of the bullying I’ve witnessed and dealt with comes directly from echoing MAGA talking points/stuff we’ve seen from adjacent online influencers

it is an underrated miracle of the 21st century that we really did massively, massively reduce bullying in schools

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

I choose to believe this makes it pronounced “peernew”

Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."

Ilhan Omar is my friend.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.

"Donald Trump's obsession with Minnesota, Minneapolis and Somali people is unhinged and unhealthy. When ICE agents interact with Somalis here, they will find what we've been saying for years: almost all of us are U.S. citizens. This act of political theater is a waste of taxpayer money and political theater, and will result in the harassment of peaceful American citizens trying to go about their day. Trump's supposed 'crackdown,' and his other lies about Somalis in Minnesota, are not part of an effort to find criminals. This is about demonizing immigrants and Muslims, exciting MAGA racists and distracting Americans from the corruption crimes the Trump family is committing every single day." SENATOR ZAYNAB MOHAMED

The Trump administration targeting Somali Minnesotans is not about finding criminals, it is an effort to sow chaos, scare people, and demonize immigrants and Muslims. We stand with our Somali communities.

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

I feel like TikTok tricked people into thinking that Last Christmas was some unjustly hated cult classic that they are special for actually liking