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Coach Prime is in the discussion

07.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need to ban all media with working-class British accents lest impressionable Americans start deploying them at social events

07.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You got it! Here's my crack at a translation

07.10.2025 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

For a second I thought this was implying that Kramer had an Utena poster

07.10.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the wave of weaponized nostalgia for 90s-style multiculturalism and political correctness is gonna hit different

06.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2495    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 91

That and there was a lot of post-Graceland, post-Mandela β€œAfrica has been fixed!” goodwill

07.10.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s pretty definitively come out as a lib in the last year, even Travis Kelce is on the β€œpositive masculinity as sexless goofball” angle, I guess β€œWood” was so bad it made people look for kayfabe

06.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He really was fat solely for the love of the game

06.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red suit and tie is standing in front of a white dog . ALT: a man in a red suit and tie is standing in front of a white dog .
06.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pedophilia is a hell of a drug

06.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jorge Polanco’s two home runs were on nearly identical pitches

06.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sergio St. Carlos

06.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s less than a year in and we’ve had a half dozen β€œTrump had not appeared in public in so-and-so days and has no events scheduled this weekend”s

To say nothing of the polling

05.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All it took was every indigenous person I know in my personal life and every indigenous activist I follow asking people to do this and I did it, I don’t know why it’s a difficult concept for people to understand

05.10.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was growing up my dad, himself the son of WWII European Theater veteran, had a baseball cap with Colonel Klink on it for some reason. Weird.

05.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s that and also just the traditional β€œbrown guy has legit criticism that US foreign policy was the cause of 9/11” cannard

05.10.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you considered that they were musical geniuses but tortured by their own personal demons?

04.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kinda messed up that Iron Man has a database of every person in America that can sort them by Race

04.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the #1 Podcast For Teens

04.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a pirate hat stands in front of a group of men ALT: a man in a pirate hat stands in front of a group of men
04.10.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noted English city, Cardiff

04.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: 

Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
 
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. 

You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

16.05.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 947    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

MODA

03.10.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that I would support banning any book but King’s definitely have the highest occurrence of someone reading his books waaaaay too young

β€œBook about scary clown” β€”> β€œchild orgy”

Reading King in middle school and getting something far above your age group is practically a rite of passage

03.10.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, β€˜Maybe it will happen today…’

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, β€˜Maybe it will happen today…’

13.05.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 262    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5

Well, we are dealing with Mormonism here

03.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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