Andy Morwood

Tory leader Kemi Badenoch is expected to announce plans to cut the number of UK university places by about 100,000 annually by reintroducing student number controls, reports Patrick Jack #edusky
https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/badenochs-number-caps-plan-would-cut-100000-university-places

Bank error in your favour, collect £3 billion pounds

Good everything!

This has poisoned my brain today, so now I poison yours #rollupandrideonrosie

Freshers fair. Australian rules football showed up and I said “crikey” to them without even thinking about it.

YOUR HEADLINE PLEDGE OF *THIS CONFERENCE* IS A MASSIVE STATE DEPORTATION FORCE!!!!!!

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Looking forward to the new Wallace and Gromit film “The Smashing Machine”

Please join me in congratulating Woman on her appointment

Considering I have a distinct memory of F1 97 being £50 in Woolworths, this is an astonishing price

Set up a Community Interest Company for a student paper this summer, so that’s a new one for the CV #exciting #deadcool #governance #nerds

E-mail saying “For clarity, the email and social media posts made last night were not an authorised communication by the campaign, and do not reflect how we generally engage with safeguarding issues, which we believe should be handled in a way that is sensitive to the needs of survivors.”

Someone sent an unauthorised e-mail to the Just Stop Oil mailing list yesterday

Spending 29p on TikTok to make some little firecrackers explode live in China just to feel something

The UK is not a papers, please society. It is a 'can you navigate a Kafkaesque thicket and/or get someone from a middle class occupation to sign your papers please society'.

I don’t want people to see my bare lightbulb

Quite. So many Labour people on this website visibly have no idea of just how bad things have got for ethnic minorities since they came on, and how their visible indifference lands.

My Brazilian partner was very confused at the concept when I was explaining it to them 😭

Even now, Nick Clegg offers too little too late Earlier this year a former staffer of what was then Facebook, now Meta, wrote a gossipy tell-all memoir about her time in the office there. It was a huge hit – especially after the company’s chief glo...

Reviewed Nick Clegg’s book. Didn’t think much of it, except for:
“Nadine Dorries, while secretary of state for the department overseeing the internet, ‘once called me in high dudgeon, demanding to know why I hadn’t taken down tweets … I had to explain to her that Twitter was a different company’.”

Dreadful piece about "hot dads" in the Times gets a superior comment.

I’d be the dogs

Tremendous

Paddington station has just entirely stopped working today, so that’s helpful 👍

I see.

Yes

the playstation can produce mind-boggling effects

Theme From Beverly Hills Cop (Axel F) - Live At Jam Pdm

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Morning!