I would totally buy these

Just a taste?

Dis you?

Interesting! I like them in monsters, but cats should be pointy!

Is so many! How to choose?

I want to go Bahamas

Omc! That’s a big one!

Happy #SundayFunday! Anyone else have a lie-in? #Cats #VoodooWeekend

white text on a grey background: You don't have to be in love to celebrate on February 14th. Saint Valentine is also the patron saint of the mentally ill.

courtesy of a friend:

Coral background with faint heart illustrations. A glossy male Blackbird with a bright yellow bill faces left. Large title reads: “Birds as bad exes*” Smaller text reads: “*Yes, you read that right.”

Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox

I saw this armadillo car in tx

Being divorced is great!

Waiting for kitty cuddles

The name on my birth certificate didn’t even match the name on my drivers license *before* I was married. My “government name“ is not even my actual name. It’s just what I’m known as.

Why the teeth????

Alert! 🚨

Hiyeeee!

LOVE that album!

Mimimimi

So, I’ve been watching #TheNightManager & I just want to know, does he get to keep the $300M?

🙌🏻

This Giant Python in Indonesia Is Officially the Longest Snake Ever Recorded - VICE

She do sad!! Must have gogurt immediately

Teaching her bad words!

Every time I eck eck at her she does it back. It’s adorable! We have little conversations. #Cats #VoodooWeekend

Her head is missing, my eyes & peets are cute! #cats

A gennet is like a cross between Cat, Ferret, and Racoon.

#Cat #VoodooWeekend may need some reassembly. Anybody have a small hex wrench?!

The US is going to be that kid who no one likes & nobody shows up for their birthday party.

Eeek! (Worth it!)