Cat Power

A black and white cat sits on the right-hand-side of a sofa backrest, facing and mirroring the pose of a red fox cushion. Some sort of vintage/sepia-green filter is applied, notching up the creep factor

It's spooky season, but I'm a creeper all year round

Black and white cat poses against a cream-coloured concrete wall. Mise en scene: hanging guitar, shadows

Sorted! You can have a bonus one

A black and white cat, pov from carpet level, sleeping in a bunch of sunbeams

A black and white cat, looking over her shoulder, on a teal, blue, and yellow flower patterned bedspread. More sunbeams

Small black and white cat sleeping on stairs. Sepia tint

Black and white cat photographed from a distance, looking over her shoulder, and, looking preeeetty pretty cool. She stands against a cracked cement wall with a guitar mounted on it

Thinking of making an album but can't decide which cover image makes me look the most cool so everyone will want to be me

A black and white cat sits on a grey blanket, looking toward a baked potato with beans and leaves. She's disappointed in you. You have the world's cuisine at your fingertips and you choose to eat that.

A dinner of (British) kings!

I'll lick my own butt but I won't touch that

Luckily I don't have life insurance so nobody wins!

Straight to jail! No treats for 20 minutes

When I'm found dead, and this little butthole is nowhere to be found, they're going to record my death as falling down the stairs.

She's gonna get away with it

Shhh, they'll hear you, don't give them directions!

Haha, I love raccoons! But maybe not raiding my food storage :D

A black and white cat sits between the sofa and TV, looking alert and a tad alarmed

She's now jumped up on a lap for scratches. Her face is derpy and boggle-eyed

She's come to protect me from the monsters

(Lies of P: screaming jump scares if you're a scaredy cat like me)

There's a black and white cat, there's a massive bacon salad, there's a camera person pending hospitalisation for salt overdose

I'll have a bacon salad, please. Cat size

She sits in the pot again, this time with nice green grass and dandelions growing

Bonus picture (from spring) before the summer heat dried everything up. (We wondered why the lavender was growing like that; now we know)

Power, the black and white cat, sits at the bottom of a (very dry) garden, in a large square terracotta plant pot.

We have the first Power plant to be built in the UK over the last 10 years

Eating peapods while watching tennis, it's a tradition in our household... We're weird, I don't question it

A sleeping cat is adorned with peapods. She has a single pea on her paw.

There are hundreds more like this

A black and white cat, photographed from above, with a peapod on her back

She looks disdainfully to camera

Three peapods on her back; a furry trifecta

One peapod on the head, another 3 in a pretty fern shape on her back. (She seems to like this, or at least tolerate it)

Somewhere along the line it all got a bit out of hand

Boogle-eyed cats, that's my kind of thread :D

"Right now, or else"

Aww, that's adorable! We'll adopt the name in Pickle's honour. (Maybe Power's pickle paw) :)

A black and white cat sits on the sofa and looks intensely into camera

She lifts her paw up and points at you. Give her a treat, biatch

She's learned the 'gimme a treat' gesture. It's all over for the humans. We're just walking treat dispensers, now.

Cats as dining partners, everywhere should have this, I love that about Turkey ❤️

A black and white cat lying on her back and slowly moving her paw

❤️

Smol Paul's idiotic little face brings so much joy into our days, I hope he's back to his wobbly self soon 🐈‍⬛〰️

A black and white cat stares through a blurry catflap window. Clearly unimpressed with your peephole washing standards

I see your catflap hasn't been washed in a while... I'm currently cleaning your neighbours' if you want me to do yours too?

Yep... Only recently tried it for the first time and now it's a constant craving, KD Lang style

a shark with blood on its face is swimming in the water Alt: Bruce the shark (from Finding Nemo) smells blood and breaks into an evil grin. His eyes roll back as he says 'Ooh, that's goood.'

One little bite can't bite hurt

A black and white cat stalks a burger from below.

I'm in danger. It's like Bruce when he smells blood

An unimpressed black and white cat sits next to some beans on toast

Sometimes being a british cat sucks.

I think I'm supposed to beg for this

Can I have the tree and the lamp post. Beautiful!

A black and white cat (upper body) close up on the dry grass, eye half open, enjoying the sun. A leaning grass blade tickles her nose

Same cat, same sun, different snoozing spot. She lies on the concrete patio, in the shade, surrounded by little wildflowers in pots.

What a life