Cat Power

A black and white cat on a wooden floor with her beloved red needle felt heart ball

Happy valentine's day! Here's to all the needle felt balls I've loved and lost somewhere in the house

A black and white cat sits on a hairy sea green quilt and looks down at a pair of scissors and paper. She's prepared to help with whatever you're doing, but will only be truly useful to someone who needs a bedspread fluffing up after being freshly washed

When you want to help with the wrapping but your primary skill is 'fluffing things up'

Omg 😧

Interspecies hand gestures. I don't think either of us knows what it means

Gorgeous photo! Like a Dutch still life, chiaroscuro and all :D

I see cat people

The betrayal (crisp removed), confused face. Realisation yet to set in

The humiliation (tongue is sticking out and licking air)

The realisation (cross-eyed open-mouthed bewilderment at how someone could do such a thing)

A black and white cat lies on a blanket looking contented, her chin and neck folding into her body like a mashed potato

Aw, thank you! Power is chuffed 😻

A short story about betrayal, humiliation, and recovery

I like to use them as a chin rest bsky.app/profile/powe...

⭐😺 🌲

A black and white cat smiles, wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders

A black and white cat frowns to camera, still wearing a fluffy read and grey headband around her shoulders

Merry Christmas to you all, even the bastards who put me in this ridiculous fluffy thing

Black and white cat with abominable potato (snowman-shaped ballsack of a potato, with toothpicks for arms and googly eyes)

We found a weird potato

A black and white cat sits on beige carpet at the top of the stairs, and looks across at a potato snowman with googly eyes and toothpicks for arms

The black and white cat turns away in disgust, the potato looks at the cat, perplexed at the reaction.

The potato has moved down a step, and looks directly into camera, with arms outstretched ('here I am, world!'). The cat remains on the landing looking a little scared but trying to be nonchalant

The potato and cat sit next to each other again. Cat's expression is somewhat 'fuck my life'. Potato raises arms up in surrender.

Christmas update: The humans found a weird potato and subjected me to a photoshoot with the abominable snowman

Rest in pasta e ceci, chickpeas

Black and white cat face close up. White fuzzy chin, nostril hairs and all

Hairy chin, nostril hairs and all

A black and white cat peeks her head around the corner of a sofa, terrified of the pumpkin pizza plate

Pumpkin base and nduja, have you lost your mind? Call the hospital, we need an intervention over here

Christmas is cancelled everyone!

Owls and cats and staircases, oh my

A black and white cat sits on a fluffy blanket, she looks into camera with a mildly startled look on her face

I'm a stinker? A cheesy breath mushroom head? How dare you
What on earth

She'd been to the vet, we called up worried afterwards but they said it was a normal reaction - she sat with us for the evening and went back to normal quickly, after a very dribbly dinner

Haha, thank you, I try my best, it's usually better than the caption :D

We met a fellow drooler at a friend's house, and left their house happy with very soggy clothes

She's all good, just missing a tooth or two...

It was post a vet visit, so she was feeling very sorry for herself (but got the good drugs)

A black and white cat, post vet visit, zooted out on the good shit. Massive pupils, no idea where or who she is, long spittle strings hang from either side of her mouth like a dribbly doped-up Dracula.

Droolcula

Sending big big hugs from a fellow tuna fish fan 🩵🐟🤍

I hid under the blanket but she still got me

Haha, she wants those too! She'll have whatever you're having, and she'll stare at you intensely while you're having it

Black and white butter-fiend is in focus, staring at you intensely. She wants the butter and you'll give her the butter.

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