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Dan Norton

@notron.bsky.social

Software dude, drummer, cartonization enthusiast. cat minder. probably listening to phil collins. IG: @newa3sthetic https://paccurate.io

132 Followers  |  403 Following  |  213 Posts  |  Joined: 02.11.2023  |  2.249

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Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations

Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries

17.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18799    πŸ” 4980    πŸ’¬ 370    πŸ“Œ 225

obligatory β€œliquid glass is a downgrade” post. unnecessary animations, visual effects and giant rounded corners have turned the OS into a wholly unserious and inconsistent experience. everything looks like bubbles that kids play with for 10 mins then tire of. 🀷

16.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.

14.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7111    πŸ” 3185    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 37
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Larry Ellison predicts rise of the modern surveillance state where β€˜citizens will be on their best behavior’ | Fortune Oracle's Larry Ellison believes citizens and police alike will be under constant surveillance of each other.

The new owner of TikTok

fortune.com/2024/09/17/o...

27.09.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 48

saying guacamole like whack-a-mole for the foreseeable future

26.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump administration rehires hundreds of federal employees laid off by DOGE Hundreds of laid-off federal employees who managed government workspaces are being called back to their jobs as the Trump administration walks back plans to slash its real estate portfolio.

β€œUltimately, the outcome was the agency was left broken and understaffed,” said Chad Becker, a former GSA real estate official. β€œThey didn’t have the people they needed to carry out basic functions.”
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Incredible waste and incompetence

25.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 814    πŸ” 260    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 33
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25.09.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5
A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : 

CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT

AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELATEN RIDEN A HORSE AND THERE PISSED AT [object Object] AND THERE SAYIN : CODE SHOULD NOT HAVE OBJECTS. IF YOU WANT DESIGN PATTERN'S GO TO PINTEREST AND WHEN YOUR DONE I NEED HELP WITH MY JAVA SCRIPT AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

21.09.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 367    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

@jamellebouie.net @lioneltrolling.bsky.social just saw Apollo 13 in IMAX. might not be a political thriller, but it’s a fascinating watch to contrast with today’s politics. would be a killer episode of Unclear β€” the movie really holds up as a representation of the US at its most competent.

21.09.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most popular video on Kirk's website is a teenage girl who had a nip slip while calling him. It's clearly an accident, but he pretended she was coming on to him.

www.youtube.com/shorts/6puwN...

20.09.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7

hypothetically speaking, how would one go about procuring the studio stems of Phil Collins’ discography?

20.09.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

loved the Pitt but should have been Andor!

15.09.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Charlie Kirk: Joe Biden should be "put in prison and/or given the death penalty for crimes against America"

I hadn’t seen this. Kirk, the moderate free speech guy who did politics the right way per some liberals (!), called for Biden to be executed.

Meanwhile Joe Biden put out a very strong statement condemning Kirk’s killing.

Both sides!

14.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12316    πŸ” 3885    πŸ’¬ 421    πŸ“Œ 226

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

11.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8411    πŸ” 1374    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 50
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Boston isn’t for sale

10.09.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

ruthzee over murphy if i’m reading this correctly!

10.09.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not hotdog

05.09.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paccurate | Blog | Paccurate Processes 1 Billion Packs Paccurate Co-Founders James Malley and Pat Powers reflect on reaching one billion packs processed, the lessons that shaped a new software category, and why modern packing will define the next decade o...

this is kinda bonkers? all of a sudden our little startup has optimized tons of packs - either as real parcels running directly through the supply chain or as part of sustainability and cost improvement efforts. just trying to save the world, one lil cuboid at a time paccurate.io/posts/paccur...

04.09.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident.  He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a β€œmoyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain.  Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security

On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a β€œmoyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain. Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security

Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.

31.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1798    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 18

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

31.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 8540    πŸ” 1429    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 42

ICE officer playing Wolfenstein on his steam deck and shaking his head the whole time so his coworkers know he disagrees with it

23.08.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2320    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 10

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

21.08.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 17140    πŸ” 2486    πŸ’¬ 304    πŸ“Œ 282

The area west of Savannah was booming with jobs at new EV and battery plants. Now Trump’s policies are messing with that jackpot β€” *and* his tariffs on raw materials are screwing with jobs that have been in the region for decades.

22.08.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its impossible to describe the level of freak out we’d be in right now if a democratic president had troops on their hands and knees rolling out a red carpet for putin, this entire country would be going nuclear right now all driven by conservative media

20.08.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1069    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 14
Text: Sarah Connor watching you use AI for everything 
Image: Sarah Connor smoking a cigarette

Text: Sarah Connor watching you use AI for everything Image: Sarah Connor smoking a cigarette

darth it's already time to deploy this meme I just saved from @medialawprof.bsky.social

20.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 447    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

great shit; niece visit tale ripped right out of my July. hbd hell world 🍻

19.08.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been trying to figure out the expression here and it’s when a dog has a grape in its mouth and you have to be like spit it out Ranger, Ranger you can’t have grape, and Ranger is like no I love grape

16.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2926    πŸ” 420    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 10

easiest thing to vibe-code is compliance failure

19.08.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Government papers found in an Alaskan hotel reveal new details of Trump-Putin summit Documents with sensitive details about the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Putin were left behind on a public hotel printer.

Documents with sensitive details about the meeting between President Trump and Russian President Putin were left behind on a public hotel printer.

16.08.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5344    πŸ” 2117    πŸ’¬ 657    πŸ“Œ 1235

Why aren't there more support for Republicans among academics and scientists? We may never know.

16.08.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1808    πŸ” 417    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 10

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