PPK

4D or bust.

Maggie (Roseanne Barr, in another role we'd say you could no longer enjoy, if anyone actually enjoyed this film) displays her cow tools

Home on the Range (2004)

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

I mean I love anarchychess so this just seals the deal for me

I fucking knew it as soon as there was that weirdly out of place section about decentralised acceleration as a societal aim in the HRT guide

Call Me Like Your Boomer Dad is my favourite unexpected yet wholesome movie sequel

interestingly the dutch etymology for "weerwolf" has two possible sources: the same old english "man-wolf" and another origin from Old Norse of "wolf-wolf"

the cops laughed. "who brutalises the police brutalisers?"

and then the ICE agents appeared..

What is your mother?

Henry the vacuum cleaner

the only robot you should trust

eh. he sucks

a metric assload of trading cards in rows in white boxes.

it took so fucking long and it's spread over 19 separate buylists

but I'm done. I'm sold out. I'm finally free from MTG.

an IKEA family membership card

oh no, fleemposting has escaped captivity

it's honestly a masterclass how you can fuck up this badly. You've been handed the biggest possible open goal - ban one person who doesn't have anything resembling a base of supporters who will care in any meaningful way - and you've fucked it.

Who is your mother?

wait the pope is a frog?

What is "22.11.63"?

What is Al Capone's birthday party?

and all the trans people and shitposters will look up and shout 'did yall ban jesse singal yet'...and I'll look down and whisper 'waffles'.

We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall There’s something I’ve been meaning to bring up for a while now. I know we’ve talked about it over the years, but we’ve let ourselves get sidetracked from it for too long, and to be honest, the clock ...

time ran out, rest in peace ❤️

he kind of looks like gene wilder's willy wonka except he closed the chocolate factory to start a new AI blockchain startup

1 journalist vs 20 sexual assault allegations

What is a philosophical allegory?

What is Chilly?

concrete example: I had a 4c cycling astral slide deck with tymna/kydele. It made a ridiculous amount of value and was great fun and was full of silly cards like joven's ferrets.

And then we got a bunch of "what if cycling was just really really good @ 2 mana" cards and it lost its fun.

In short: commander before about 2018 was about creativity through restriction (but with the option for those people who, with no shade, enjoy making value piles or cedh combo).

After that, decks became completely railroaded and you had 50+ auto-includes in every niche.

Also fuck sol ring.

you appear to like sports. I do not. Would you like to cope harder?