PPK

his eyes are so bright!

if MY girl👸🥰😍 and my sous vide cooker and vacuum sealer 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😔☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl’s funeral 😿☠️⚰️ meal prepping shitloads of chicken breast 🤣🥞📚 ⛑️

These are Tosti (tortoieshell) and Soep (orange)

A tortoieshell cat with her tongue out.

A tortoieshell cat on a bookshelf.

An orange and white cat on his back looking very relaxed.

What is a loosely hanging pallet by a weak rope over a busy street?

Dean Manor

Vance is staying at Dean Manor, the home of Johnny Hornby, founder of lighting firm Luceco. The village has a rich tradition of hosting clowns, formerly being home to comedian Ronnie Barker. It was also David Cameron’s constituency home as MP for Witney. #fourcandles

and all of them were actually killed by hamas

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

following decades long research, scientists have found the fricking piss drawer

the search for who the fuck asked remains a mystery

I mean...wouldn't you

there was a video where it's very clearly a full chest thump, arm straight out salute. I cannot find it right now, but there is a video where it is obvious.

every time I see the implicit "will stancil is a moron" posts without following will stancil I wonder if he really is that bad

and then you post this stuff and I see those people were completely justified and you are truly a moron

liz truss isn't into much* anymore. once you lose the prime minister-ship you get dissolved into the aether

* the memory of her probably gets off to being dommed by a lettuce

...cocktails you say

(archers' peach schnapps sucks ass. lidl's peach schnapps also sucks ass, but it was 4 quid for a bottle rather than 10)

as a poor uni student I remember downing a bottle of lidl peach schnapps whilst cleaning the kitchen

fuckin love me a pasta ba-

> with tuna...peas

wtf is wrong with you

reading this makes me want to socially murder myself

Who is Dish Out The Pain Harold?

she >:)
but she :3

What is Rømeo and Pooliæt?

ChatGPT cannot write and is an automated plagiarism machine irisvanrooijcogsci.com/2022/12/29/a...

What is France?

prescription: paracetamol

While certainly well-meant, I’m afraid I can’t say I am especially impressed by helpful suggestions that I do a little prompt engineering in order to get GPT5 to emit the right answer to the question “How many times does the letter b appear in blueberry”.

Where is Nightmarocco?

has anyone noticed that labour came to power but they have kept doing the same kinds of awful things as the tories. i noticed that