Evil Kitten

I am evil and even i like reply

sting like and insult and kiss like an evil manipulative kitten who is trying to seduce you to steal your bank account money information

I only know about electric

just got done doing some meditations on being evil. then had an ice bath and a warm cup of milk for breakfast. did all of this at 5 am so I had time to wake up the humans in my vicinity

NEED some cords to chew on ASAP

the plan today is to keep stealing the ocean

sleep tight and evil gang we got lots of mischief to get up to tommorow

I can do the old school robot #evilfacts

@bububutton.bsky.social

rawr

my teeth hurt but more importantly I was board so I had to chew on you a little

oh my aglet passed out. why am i all wet

evil but approachable like any evil mastermind should be

>:3 thanks have been practicing glad you all understand

technically no

uh mmmm well...

rrrraaaaaawwwrrr

saved so much money I can reinvest into evil experiments

I only eat dead mice, occasionally canned fish if it is in the budget

meh not a fan of it always call me evil if you want

I am an evil kitten what do you expect

AAAAA

BOO

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rawr

woke yp on the evil side of the bed today

wow this is evil! and so I love it !

3 cups down like 1k more to go. I keep dumping them down the drain for safe keeping

lets steal the oceans

seeing a large account repost itself is like seeing a mega church pastor come around and asking for a second offering

a cat is sleeping on a yellow couch under a blanket with lemons on it Alt: kitten laying down sleeping in blanket

yawn

okay so 24 minions means i can easily sacrifice half of you