Graeme Hunter

There is a Grange Hill novel about the original characters that opened with an annoyed Tucker Jenkins, on an enforced school camping trip, mentally composing a letter of complaint to President Carter.

Love a map of a cook
Love a map on a train
Even love same map again

Graeme Hunter standing proudly in front of the 10.5 foot sunflower he has grown despite his inability at gardening

Self-portrait with self's 10 and a half foot sunflower

Spent a decent amount of today up a ladder. Definitely a ground level person, on reflection

And all I got was this penguin t-shirt etc

I'm objecting to the line on the homepage about your dad's old CDs. What about my old CDs? Oh wait shit...

I hate it when beans touch my gu pudding

Any rumours that I invented International Thong Song Day are fake news. mostly

Far more importantly International Thong Song Day falls on February 8th in 2026, which is also my birthday!

31st April actually

But when is International Right-handed day????

Me to my mentions:

Throws self at ground and misses

It is scorching. Too hot to write Oh dear

Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules

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12 HOUR STREAM: IL-09 Road Trip!! YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh

And it’s nowhere near over! I’ll be live on Twitch and YouTube until 8 pm and then we’ll keep streaming our livestream afterparty which you should all attend!

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August 8, 2025 (Friday).

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

Dial-up Internet to be discontinued AOL routinely evaluates its products and services and has decided to discontinue Dial-up Internet. This service will no longer be available in AOL plans. As a result, on September 30, 2025 this service and the associated software, the AOL Dialer software and AOL Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections, will be discontinued. This change will not affect any other benefits in your AOL plan, which you can access any time on your AOL plan dashboard. To manage or cancel your account, visit MyAccount.

So apparently we are within the last 60 days of dial-up AOL being a thing.

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ht @mat.tl

This is supposed to be a diss of the WNBA but misses the "My dad's on the roof throwing dildos" element here

Independent MP Rupert Lowe has admitted mistaking a charity rowing crew for “illegal migrants”

It's an underrated skill in stand-up. Bridget Christie's A Pen For Her has an amazing bit of her failing to write with a male pan.

And your DMARC settings for your domain name too *pushes glasses back up nose*

I've noticed his mime skills before, daft things like if he's pretending to be on the phone, he will always put it back on the receiver when he's done. It is such a little detail but it makes me laugh just for that commitment.

Have you seen Nate Kitch yet? He's a friend of mine, and also Caitriona Dowden (they came up at the same time, in part on the open mic I used to host in Oxford). Strong recommend from me if you get chance.

16.00 FILM: OUT OF AFRICA. Robert Redford and Meryl Streep in the Oscar winning classic drama about stock shortages of the most popular Lynx deodorant.

Mmm, fresh.

In my head this is someone being incredibly offensive in a robotic voice:
Shut. Them Fuck. Up. Darren. You. Are. Nothing. But. A. [redacted] Meep Morp. 🤖

Of course the twist in this story is when he finds out in the meeting the whole HR department is AI

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