BJ ✊Black Lives Matter✊ Andersen

Rule 34 definitely applies to Wheel of Time

it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours

Mog and his Moogle friends in FF6

This is what Mogging means to me

Yeah but honestly it'd probably take less time to blow thru all of DCC published so far than it will to do the last 3 Malazan books just because of the difference in style between Dinniman & Erikson

Now, the eternal question: do i read the next #Malazan book (Toll the Hounds) or the next #DungeonCrawlerCarl book (The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook)? Choices, choices...

not much just cringemaxxing how about you

Holy shit

Yeah that's the only thing that made sense after the fact, but man did it hype me up right before I went in

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

The Blair Witch Project. I'd heard it was "so scary!" They were handing out barf bags to the audience! And then:

2 hours of badly shot nonsense with no tension, horror, terror, or even mild creep & an ending that wanted to leave you hanging but just left me irritated.
Fuck that movie

I didn't watch my beloved characters fail to stop Kefka from awakening the Warring Triad & ruining the world, only to travel the new hellscape, gathering them all together again to go punch a God in the face in the name of Hope- all to some of the best music ever written- just to forget i did it

I cannot make myself type the zoomer slang though you can probably guess the phrasing if you try

You can tell by my ever-present graphic t-shirt/black slacks with black socks / whatever boots fit me from the thrift store outfits & me lugging around whichever 700+ page novel i am reading at any given point (currently Malazan) that there is another extreme to the swing of this pendulum

All the college and university "leaders" who chose to surrender in advance on this, take a bow

And then get in the fuckin sea

Watch how Colbert handles (literally handles) the official CBS rationale for withholding the Talarico interview

Smurfette definitely is

I've been wanting to do a fic about the Trolloc wars & the falls of Aridhol & Manetheren for ever but a 4th Age fic would be interesting to read

I loved Tar Valon or Bust, who fairly recently finished going through the whole series - they do more than one episode per book though. I can't say I've come across a WoT podcast that does a format where they go over an entire book in one episode

L-R: My sister Ngozi Okorafor, me, Rev. Jackson, my sister Ifeoma Okorafor

Civil Rights leader Rev. Jesse Jackson has passed. A great man who did great things.

I’ll never forget when he called my sisters and me to Operation PUSH in Chicago to be honored when we won the state tennis championship. He had been following our progress. So honored. 🥹

every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make

Oh fuck off. Robert Duvall, really? At least Kissinger is still dead

Impossible to think of a serious answer to this so I'm going with

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA
TERRACOTTA
BANANA TERRACOTTA
TERRACOTTA PIE

-Serj Tankian lyric, Daron Malakian melody from "Vicinity of Obscenity" by System of a Down

Pronouncing testicles like Heracles

Weird that the guys who endlessly split hairs over the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia, are somehow also the exact same guys who endlessly split hairs about the definition of concentration camps.

If Chloe Kim couldn't get gold in half pipe I'm glad that Choi from the ROK got it after taking one of the nastiest crashes I've seen during Olympic snowboarding on her 1st run & coming back with an incredible 3rd run

#DungeonCrawlerCarl
#CarlsDoomsdayScenario

Dying at "FREEEEEBALLLINNNNN' "

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social