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@ocbf.bsky.social

Murdered upon the railroad & laid in a lonesome grave!

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This has gotta be for positive SEO right. Guess which game isn't here lol

20.02.2026 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guys I dropped my ied collection all over i5 do you think anyone will be mad at me

19.02.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Iโ€™ve been working as a writer for the past decade and watching my industry shrivel up and die as a result, so youโ€™ll excuse me if I, and the rest of the everyday people who stand to get screwed by AI, arenโ€™t particularly excited by what AI can offer society." ~ @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social

19.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 786    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I know I talked shit about the YouTube music algo before but I -2ed the Hades soundtrack when it popped up and it hasn't served me any further vg music since

19.02.2026 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come on in
We havent slept for weeks
Post some of this
It'll do
Numbers on your feed

19.02.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TMNBP They Might Not Be Pooping

19.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worth a shot tbh Atp just find any loophole u can & roll those dice

18.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say that there's only pee in your toilet
Keep yr little turds housed in your hole

18.02.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick standing next to a campfire with the words " write that down write that down " above them

Ancient Sumerians watching a dog do some weird shit

04.02.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THEY HAD THE โ€œNO TAKE ONLY THROWโ€ DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

18.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2283    ๐Ÿ” 605    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

makes sense; tangential but as you put it like that, I can see someone emerging from that kind of environment and feeling a need to do power scaling bull crap, which im also sick of

18.02.2026 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah no I guess the clinical style of SCP started to chafe people? Maybe this is Control's fault for making it cringe

18.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's weird Im trying to profile what exactly it is about SCP that people liked so much to divorce it from like. Everything else. Is it just monsters

18.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok but what if he was hungry af. That would be hella funny and kinda redeem his character for me

18.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's crazy is that I couldn't give less of a fuck how much money u got for gas. That's seriously my lowest concern homie
I don't even care if ur ten cents short. The rules are made up brother and the points do not matter. Whos dime is it anyway

18.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That guy who killed himself after appearing on the show evaporated whatever prestige they had at that point. I figure from there you have to pivot to outrage merchant, if that rly is the case he'd be ahead of the curve

18.02.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swung around and leaned out the side of his car to yell some more & I just made heart hands at him lol. Go on yell faggot some more it makes you look soooo nonchalant and self sufficient

18.02.2026 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Told him "I need you to speak up so I can help you" & it was over. Obviously he would never stoop so low as to need the help of a lowly worker & he was furious I would suggest that

18.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro thought I was pocket watching cuz I couldn't hear him whisper Ten bucks on 10 and flipped the fuck out at me man

18.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leave that lady the fuck alone

18.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Capcut was the main one a few years ago but they changed my dosage and I don't make those anymore. It might still be good

18.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im like kind of done hearing about cwc in any capacity let alone as a prop deployed against a video game you don't like

18.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Newsom discussion reveals how much pragmatic policy is just learned helplessness.
"Why don't they just not run the guy" is not a valid line of reasoning because it's a request of the party. A voter fundamentally does not make those

18.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the left would be unwise to ignore this unstoppable new technology

17.02.2026 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it would be fucked up if you called your only black friend the Harold of Darkness
His name would need to be Harold for this to work which is fucked up in its own rite

17.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"hey I've never bought gas here before I need some help" oh ok where's your car at "it's parked at the grocery store I'm buying groceries first" Fascinating thank you. HOW precisely do you perceive linear time

17.02.2026 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They Listened To The Fans

17.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really appreciated the narrative gymnastics done to separate them from the cops while also doing no critique of cops whatsoever

17.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1167    ๐Ÿ” 606    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 128
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Whats going on here

16.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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