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In a astronomer's lab a giant telescope points out of a stone arch window at the moon. There's is a blackboard and a large globe, and in a high back chair sits the astronomer, dressed like a wizard including a pointed hat. A puff of smoke is disappearing and a figure in black with a horned black mask can also be seen, looking at the astronomer.

The astronomer is moving frantically around in his lab, his chair to the right of frame. From a balcony window, we can see the moon with a face, including a wide open mouth, hanging in the darkness. The moon appears somewhat unnerving.

The same setting only now the moon is inside the room, hovering. It has large eyes and arched eyebrows, and a mouth open in a bloody sort of grin. In front of it, on the floor, is part of the remains of the astronomer it has just eaten and spat out.

Back to the organisation lab set up, where everything looks normal again and the moon is back to hovering in the night sky, no face, far away. The astronomer is resting on their desk and appears to be sleeping.

La Lune à un mètre (The Astronomer's Dream, 1898, dir. Georges Méliès) 🎥

A melancholy, effectively creepy three minutes in which the moon eats people.

Youtube thumbnail of Halo 1 Master Chief with the text "The Beauty Of Less". Video title 'Are Low Poly Games Better?'

Youtube transcript with the text: If you grew up before the HD era, there's probably a game from your childhood that lingered in your imagination for years despite having simple graphics. For me, one of those games is Halo Combat Evolved.

The overton window shifted so far we now say Halo had simple graphics.

His greed sickens me...

The implications of hobbit Columbo are staggering.

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

the most revolutionary technological innovation of the last few years isn't chat GPT it's usb c ports on reusable batteries

vampiric sword & winter sword 🦇
#art

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

TV/3STOOGES.GIF

shit man you'd probably still run a better bluesky administration than the people running the website rn 😭

The gig, as they say, is up.

Crazy Moments @CrazymomentsØ1 She wanted to help, but she couldn't save Screenshot showing a woman crying about a cat that is just outside her home with a tornado barreling down

The AI slop on Twitter has reached Facebook proportions.

Half the tweets are measuring skull sizes and denying the Holocaust while the other half are just this

Just like that breaking bad episode 😭

Restrooms
Defibrillator

By most "vulnerable" he of course means wealthy cis white christian people and absolutely nobody else

it does feel like an intense societal problem that the founder of palantir, the biggest survellience company, thinks like this

I read this and got so angry I almost blacked out 👍

Secretary Sean Duffy tweets: "No better way to bring in the Christmas spirit than at the @WhiteHouse with the legendary Andrea Bocelli!🎄 Even luckier to have my stunning wife as my date❤️" There's a photo of him and his wife at the White House

A close-up of Sean Duffy's shoe. There appears to be a big gap between his foot and the shoe

when you're a size 8 but the 10 was on sale

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Rawan. Rawan is a studying to be a doctor in a medical laboratory . She had to stop because she couldn’t afford the fees. Her family is struggling including her siblings Mohammed, 25, Samer, 20, Abdulrahman, 18, Rahaf, 13 and Rafeef, 8.

Jar Jar Binks in "Manchester by the sea":

"Meesa heart was broken - causen it's always ganna besa broken, and meesa know yous broken, too - but meesa no have to carryen it.
Meesa said things dat… Meesa should fuckin' burnen in hell per what meesa said to yousa"

YouTube video by Mitchell Sack I Get $1,000,000 but I’m Hunted by a Genius Gorilla for Life

if you're looking for funny weird stuff on youtube that's better than whatever doodoo that crypto-fascist flesh simulator has uploaded on his channel, check this guy out, he's super cool 👍

a man in a white shirt is dancing with a snapchat caption that says is this man okay ? ALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing with a snapchat caption that says is this man okay ?

ME2 mentioned

very proud of the Mass Effect team for this one

they knew exactly how immature their audience was, because I am willing to bet they found “probing Uranus” just as funny as we did

Oh buddy is Trump going to be pissed when he hears this.