Yggdrasilly Goose

After he’s impeached he’s going to roam the halls beneath the White House in a very gaudy gold phantom mask and secretly guide the first woman president through spirit and song…

This genuinely might be the funniest thing he’s done in his second term. Absolutely incredible

frank n furter (feeling woozy and about to faint): I see you shiver with antici-

audience (unaware of behind the scenes drama): SAY IT!

understudy (unsure of lines): -faction

CHRIS CUOMO (doing his new Mustache Man character): oooOOooh MY what a DELICIOUS distinction mr. dershowitz, please DO go on

A digital drawing of a gigantic pale angel chained into a structure suspended in the air inside a sort of cathedral. Its two pairs of featherless wings are open at each side and its luminous blood is being drained by a series of tubes. A closeup of its face on the bottom left shows rows and rows of human teeth in its mouth. On the bottom centre, two small figures representing Wicander Halovar and Tyranny can be discerned.

“Wicky… [SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER]”
#CriticalRoleFanart

When Brennan described this gorgeous and tormented angel, I simply knew I had to draw it.
Rows and rows of bicuspids, baby!

#CriticalRoleCampaign4 #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

every president should have to give the previous president a blowjob in the oval office. this will replace the inauguration oath

Would love to see Brian David Gilbert and Sungwon Cho back!

Alan Dershowitz @AlanDersh • 8h I hope Epstein made videos There have been suggestions that Epstein made secret videos of all the men who had sex in his houses and planes. I hope he did and they are all revealed, because they will prove I am not among them. I hereby waive any right of privacy in Epstein videos. wint @dril Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit

Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."

Ronald McDonald: I just can't deal with his nonsense anymore

Therapist: anything you want to say about this?

Hamburglar: robble robble

Therapist: w- what

Ronald McDonald: you see this is the shit in talking about. He just makes that fuckin noise

Candance Owen's leaks DM's with Charlie Kirk showing Ben Shapiro called her his "slave"

Candance Owen's has leaked DM's with Charlie Kirk that shows Ben Shapiro is even more of a racist monster than previously thought. The ultimate LET THEM FIGHT showdown ramps up and we're covering the fireworks LIVE NOW 🚨🍿

twitch.tv/theserfstv

Al Overview Men in New York have done countless things throughout history, from building the city to participating in major events like the Stonewall riots and the September 11 attacks. Their actions have ranged from daily life and economic hardship during the Great Depression to playing significant roles in the city's political and social landscape, such as the assassination of Malcolm X or the fight for LGBTQ+ rights.

Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

YouTube video by very tall bart [YTP] tony world

[YTP] tony world www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTgx...

So he considers Americans dying because they can't afford healthcare a "minor-league issue", and also they shut down the government over it?

Remember when this fucker was Clinton's VP pick?

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

the purpose of will stancil is not to be win arguments or to educate anyone, it is to provide even worse wonks with entertainment when the common rabble they consider too stupid and poor to participate in The Discussion argue with him as he insists math proves food insecurity is fake.

Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

Call for Schumer and Durbin to resign from leadership if you're serious about this criticism

They failed the American people, millions are about to be tossed of their healthcare, and if you aren't as angry as we are then I'm not taking you seriously

the world is hell but seeing loser centrist columnists post mewling wailing pleading centrist dems to stop 'acting the way bad faith leftists say you do' is so fucking funny

r/ExpectationVsReality u/Additional-Simple858 • 3d Join Al 'doctor' said my back pain is depression, not a slipped disc. Now physical therapy won't get approved. Al Expectation We are reviewing claim #& submitted on 09/28/2025. Our records indicate the claim was filed under diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while the corresponding prescription and referral history list treatment for lumbar disc herniation (back pain).

Re: Incorrect Diagnosis in Record Hi Thank you for reaching out. We have reviewed your visit documentation and can confirm that the notes in question were generated using our Al scribe system. It appears the Al tool assigned diagnosis code F32.9 (Depressive disorder, unspecified), while your visit notes and treatment plan reference lumbar disc herniation (back pain). Per compliance policy, certain Al-generated fields cannot be manually updated by clinic staff and require vendor correction. We have escalated this to our vendor support team and opened ticket # . We'll notify you once we receive confirmation or correction from the vendor.

a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,

gamer therapist: so have you self harmed since our last session?

me: yeah, i've been playing league of legends again

therapist (trying not to laugh): no thats not what I-

We're probably a year away from someone dropping what they'll describe as a "griping Romeo & Juliet story" about an ICE agent falling for a woman he tear-gassed while kidnapping her father.

It'll be written by a white woman from a law enforcement family, and she'll be *shocked* by the backlash.

Democrats Get Rolled by Their Own - The American Prospect Coming out of last Tuesday’s election blowout, the Democrats were riding high and unified. But on Sunday night, centrist Senate Democrats, with Chuck Schumer’s tacit encouragement, voted to reopen the...

"Schumer voted against it, in the hope that his vote would conceal his fingerprints. He fooled no one."

To try and help clear up confusion going around BSky at the moment regarding the gov’t shutdown:

The Democratic Party folded. They agreed to re-open government for a PROMISE of a vote.

Yes, SNAP recipients suffered for *nothing*.

Yes, there was NO ACA extension.

Yes, they accepted ALL the blame.

just a reminder that the 8 Dems who folded need to vote again later in the week (thanks to dumb senate procedure, unsurprisingly)

light their phones up tomorrow at 9AM