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Software Engineer at ο£Ώ. Wesleyan University '19. Majored in film. I write. And also design stuff. He/him/his. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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I still added it to my account out of spite because I figured they’d figure almost no one would actually bother.

28.09.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Mazda 3 is a manual and is fun to drive (and was a bit hard to get since manual cars are not available in large quantities over here!)

12.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I fear I’ve become a Running Person. I actually like doing it??

24.06.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this because with the show title right to the left of her legs, it looks like it’s saying β€œwell, at least she’s still got legs!”
πŸͺ¦πŸ§

24.06.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Sigh*

26.02.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I want to be unnerved, all I need to do is take a shower at the gym, because the sounds people make in there could frighten small children.

19.01.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy to be home for a lot of reasons, not least because I’m reunited with my cat, but also because my apartment has bidets and I missed them.

06.01.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one would ever guess that the tune I’m bopping to on the subway is Poor Wandering One from Gilbert and Sullivan’s Pirates of Penzance.

05.01.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, these were my childhood best friends (I was a popular kid).

25.12.2024 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the first year I’m flying Delta out of SFO at this time of year instead of United, which means I’m at terminal 1 instead of terminal 3. And geez, it’s so much nicer. Terminal 3 is normally jam packed, whereas Terminal 1 is like a ghost town around the C gates.

23.12.2024 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commercial tea bags release millions of microplastics when in use A UAB research has characterised in detail how polymer-based commercial tea bags release millions of nanoplastics and microplastics when...

Tea bags that infuse deadly spores would be a good alien invasion plan in Doctor Who.

www.uab.cat/web/newsroom...

23.12.2024 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fun, a car of teens just drove past me and one shouted out the window, β€œfucking faggot!”

14.12.2024 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The tsunami warning is… something.

05.12.2024 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jon.gluck.dev welcome to the sky. Sky’s the limit.

04.12.2024 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Clear line having the slogan β€œless waiting, more exploring” plastered all over it feels like an intentional joke.

01.12.2024 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of the unsliced cake, with caramel running down the sides.

Photo of the unsliced cake, with caramel running down the sides.

Photo of the cake with a chunk sliced out.

Photo of the cake with a chunk sliced out.

A slice of cake on a plate, next to a slice of an apple tart.

A slice of cake on a plate, next to a slice of an apple tart.

Made a pumpkin cake for Thanksgiving.

Used this recipe: cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1019...

But substituted the buttercream frosting with a brown butter cream cheese frosting from this: www.washingtonpost.com/recipes/carr...

Honestly think it might be my favorite cake I’ve made. *So* yummy!

29.11.2024 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the 2019 show "years and years" is so funny because even though it was about a dystopian 2020s, it ended up really underestimating how bad things would get

27.11.2024 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing Wicked tomorrow and already mentally preparing myself for having Defying Gravity stuck in my head for weeks again.

25.11.2024 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: I watched it for the first time on a plane and that was 100% the wrong place to watch it.

23.11.2024 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing says arriving home like being shoved into the Dulles people movers.

22.11.2024 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(In that season, they play tag across public transit in Europe.)

18.11.2024 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tag Eur It - YouTube

In case you’ve never watched Jet Lag: The Game, may I suggest you do:

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

18.11.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that’s really cool! Nice to see them stick around somewhere.

15.11.2024 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch it at 0.5 speed so it lands even longer.

10.11.2024 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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