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Never do bureaucracy in a bad chair… my butt hurts…

Culmination of three months of 30 minute warm up sketches has become Swords and Sorcery heroes
I put 12 cats and 12 D&D classes into a hat and drew out this all cat adventurer guild.
Maybe I'll do something with them some day? Anyway, good job on your first successful mission, helping me warm up 💪

Anarchists cookbook.

Stone sculpture of Sekhmet

I'm into older women.

Image of yotes

#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/16496850792_e376b3d867_c.jpg

I can almost hear the accordion music as he sips his wine wearing a beret and striped shirt

This may actually be the most French thing ever.

Possum jar in progress

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

On the one hand, fuck Reagan and everything associated with him. Also fuck Doug Ford and everything associated with him.

On the other hand, driving right-wingers into an incoherent rage by playing a recording of Reagan is the absolute peak of trolling. Masterful.

Work's been slowing down, so everyone's getting hours cut.
I really can't afford that on minimum wage, I could really use whatever help folks can do...

Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.

I hate doing Shibari with Alexander the Great. Dude just tries to cut me in half

Shall we take a break?
Elane for @philianq.bsky.social

Paradise City was on the radio at work and I sang the “take me down to the furry con city where the grass is green and the lizards have titties” one and a customer was like

Python was awarded a funding grant, funding grant asked Python foundation to remove all diversity and inclusion initiatives they have.

Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

most of the last decade of my career was a frantic effort to warn as many people as possible about the dangers i saw coming in the near future

now that all the stuff i saw coming is here, i dunno what to do other than maybe start a Warhammer 40k podcast

The Little Caesars Big! Big! Bucket contained a whopping THREE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SPAGHETTI. Since it was 1992, this behemoth, capable of single-handedly ending world hunger, would only set you back $7.99.

Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall YOU LOOK GREAT. YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP. YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS. THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED TONES

#MondayMotivation

No time to explain. Get in!

Nobody wants this shit, which is why they keep sneaking it onto our devices like some unwanted U2 album.

A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. An open fifth of whiskey, half full, next to a tipped-over shot glass in a small puddle of liquor. The neck band on the bottle has an image of a skeleton hand giving a thumbs up. The label itself says ‘Maybe’ (in an arched red banner) ‘It’ (set large in a gold oval surrounded by a gold laurel graphic) ‘Will’ (set at an angle in script type) ‘Happen Today’ (set at the same angle, stacked, in bold red serif with a gold background).

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Good luck!

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

“How about that sports team!”

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

“All those apes will be lost in time, like tears in rain.”