Nothing like a windows down less than jake car jam session being suddenly interrupted by "wet fart noises." Sharing a streaming account with a 9 year old is A+++
30.04.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@vickyrex.bsky.social
An inanimate fucking object.
Nothing like a windows down less than jake car jam session being suddenly interrupted by "wet fart noises." Sharing a streaming account with a 9 year old is A+++
30.04.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dude. You're telling me.
20.03.2025 18:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 09 year old at wake up time this morning: I was thinking and I don't know why I'm scared of the Halloween skeleton downstairs when I have one inside my body.
20.03.2025 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A band on stage with blue lighting.
A band on stage with red orange lighting.
A band on stage.
A stage with a backdrop listing bands: armor for sleep, boysnightout, and hellogoodbye.
What a great night for college Vicky.
09.03.2025 05:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Going to see armor for sleep, hellogoodbye, and boysnightout tonight. College me is thrilled, newly 45 year old me is not.
08.03.2025 14:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A paperback book titled the night of the storm sitting on a person's lap
You ever mean to start a new book and carry it around with you all day and put it next to you wherever you go and then realize at the end of the day you never opened it once? Or are you a normal person?
05.03.2025 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is only allowed if it doubles as an elevator to a secret underground lair.
16.02.2025 05:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing more fun than being a non-responder to the measles vaccination and reading about all the measles outbreaks π
15.02.2025 20:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Overheard in Brooklyn:
Girl 1: yeah but it's not mustard.
Girl 2: what is it then?
Girl 1: it's MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRD
Pink, red, and white flowers in a round clear vase.
Rearranged a grocery store get for my kid. She'll be so excited after school.
14.02.2025 18:19 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Stabbed myself with a grocery store rose thorn making a little bouquet for my kid. What super power am I about to get??
14.02.2025 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We can send cars to space... Can someone invent a little pop up timer for my tea that tells me when it's ready to drink?
10.02.2025 18:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Adding info!
Letterboxd - vickyrex
Storygraph - vickyrex
Is there horror bluesky and can I get all y'all's letterboxd and storygraph accts so I can find new movies and books thanks!?!
28.01.2025 15:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0I am "if I take off my glasses I can hear better" years old.
16.01.2025 14:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A person with a black tote that reads "the baffler."
Wake up, friends. New Batman villain just dropped.
22.12.2024 21:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Y'all ever sit around and think about how relevant good charlotte's "lifestyles of the rich and famous" is still? Yeah, me neither....
14.11.2024 13:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Turn Off Motion Smoothing On Your Relative's TV Day to all who celebrate.
23.11.2023 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was in the recovery room for the f1 Mexican Grand Prix and the Mets lost the world series that night so it was a memorable sports day for me lol.
05.11.2023 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My forever "weird fact" about me: I gave birth during the New York Marathon. It was on TV while I was delivering. Now I can't watch it.
05.11.2023 14:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did.... did you take him apart?
19.10.2023 03:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just over here reading Poe for spooky season. Sitting in the exam room at the GYN when suddenly the machine in the next room over starts in with a baby heartbeat.
17.10.2023 16:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you didn't get to watch Joan Jett shoot a t-shirt cannon into a crowd at Barclay's center today, I feel bad for you. It was a thing.
16.10.2023 01:37 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'd probably fall for "chilicheesefritosdaddy76" though, honestly.
15.10.2023 05:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When you binge the fall of the house of usher then go to bed and the dishwasher starts up, making unexpected squishy noises. No thank you, episode 2.
15.10.2023 05:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone let me know when we get to ASSASSIN'S CREED: WOODSTOCK in the game franchise timeline.
14.10.2023 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly though, has the scientific community studied why we forget cooking instructions the moment we throw away the package? If not, what are scientists even for?
12.10.2023 21:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you have enough room in your dresser for all your clothes to be clean at once or are you normal?
09.10.2023 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Theory: the amount of haircut videos one watches is the direct inverse of the amount of haircuts one gets.
06.10.2023 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0