MJ Mackenzie

Photo of a guy in a kayak or canoe smiling and giving a thumbs up. He has a mustache, and a blue zip fleece, and is wearing a Sierra Nevada hat.

Bluesky folks... can anyone help me figure out who this nice person is? This weekend, me eldest dropped their phone (in a waterproof pouch) in Wright's Lake, and we spent hours hunting the lake for it, only to find it at the ranger's the next day with this photo as the last photo added...

Always have and always will! I’ve got no time for those kinds of reactions.

Me, posting about something I like…

Some rando, commenting just to tell me they don’t like that thing…

Cool, you’re not the main character of my story. Keep scrolling.

My hot girl summer has mainly consisted of me and my friend living at the air conditioned indie theatre, watching their classic Hollywood series

I looove Alta! I don’t go up there much though, the traffic is just too much for a day trip. This is Alouette Lake.

Truly an amazing place to live

That watch tan is really something now

Picture of the front of a paddle board in the middle of a lake with mountains in the background

Another gorgeous day out on the water 🥰

🥰

It would be more honest if more people would say "I am doing OK amidst the horrors being suffered by others." It's actually not true that everything is terrible for everyone right now. We're living under unequally distributed fascism.

Portrait of MJ in a crochet top sitting in the sunshine

Ray of sunshine

Thank you! It’s my favourite shade when I’m doing something dramatic!

Portrait of MJ in a corset and a Marie Antoinette wig

Bonjour!

What a great hobby!!

I’ve been out on the water a lot this year.

Busy of Mozart, roughly 15 inches tall, painted in bright colours with black outlining details

I got bored and painted my Mozart bust

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I wanted to talk about captain marvel

For the first time in my forty years on earth, I have a tan. I keep pointing it out to people and they keep looking at me sceptically, and then I have to move my watch to the side to reveal the blinding strip of whiteness that is my regular tone, and say, “Seee!! Much darker!”

Cute little dog laying in his bed cuddling a stuffed frog

The Noodle got a new friend

Hi, uhm, do you wanna go for a walk and collect little rocks and then maybe come over and put them in my rock tumbler? 👉👈

Hey friendos with depression! Have you taken a shower and eaten something today? Please be good to yourselves.

It’s one of my favourite places!

Big same

Wore my bikini bottoms and a crop top yesterday while boarding, and I’ve now got a really awful sunburn on my lower back that I’ve started referring to as my “ginger tramp stamp.” It doesn’t make it hurt less, but it does make me laugh.

I had an absolutely perfect day

MJ’s point of view, sitting on a paddle board in the middle of the lake with mountains in the distance

Long weekend vibes

💪? Me? Noooo. But even I can beat up an 80 year old man.

Oh it’s okay. I’m good at telling gross old men to go rot.

having sex is like riding a bike. i have definitely done both of those things

Got mildly assaulted on the train today by an old man who was so old he was practically a skeleton.

Wasn’t thrilled about the unwanted contact, but honestly, there was something comforting in knowing that I could probably break him in half if I’d wanted to.