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Programmer / Sailor Can I interest you in a conversation about the Bahamas? https://chrisashtear.itch.io/ https://github.com/ChrisAshtear

118 Followers  |  678 Following  |  122 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.4851

Latest posts by chrisashtear.bsky.social on Bluesky

NPR has been trash for a long time. It was rampant in bothersiderism during the first trump admin

12.09.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess attempted murder isnt a real crime then?

11.09.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They constructed a gallows outside and were chanting "hang mike pence". Why did ashli babbit get killed? Cus she tried to break into a barricaded room where the representatives were still holed up after being warned many times.

11.09.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My "favorite" thing is that my previous thermostat disabled itself because it couldnt connect to its home server(cus i blocked it).

29.04.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please! Every stupid thing needs its own app and I hate it so much. Like it seems that i should be able to integrate my new heatpump into home assistant - even tho itll be a bit hacky. But itd be so much nicer if everyone would adhere to a standard for this.

29.04.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the preview for it in Nintendo Power and the preview for Final Fantasy II(IV) sealed it for me.

28.04.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Went to the east end of stocking island. Was a bit of a thing to get there. Not rock climbing but rock shuffling around some sharp fucking rocks

02.03.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And now, the weather:
IT GON RAIN

23.02.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look sailing and boating have a ton of upsides. But ill never forget the one thing my mom said that went like

"It must be so quiet on the boat"

L.O.L.

theres almost always something making noise somewhere, and if its super windy forget it.

26.01.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The one he does right after is even more blatant

21.01.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too, that game was the best. I set up this huge interplanetary vehicle with landers... man. If i wasnt playing space engineers id have to dive back into it.

17.01.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look up "lithobraking" too

17.01.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RUD is a technical term, according to kerbal space program. :p

So is lithobraking. Which means braking by running into a planet.

17.01.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Really calm few days in georgetown. Finally got a swim in.

No one at volleyball today though :(

14.01.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So the curtain for the windows on my boat fell apart and id temporarily used towels/blankets to block the windows. I just got new shades and am in the process of putting em up.

So much better. Now i can get to the shelf behind the windows.

10.01.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hot Girl Graps? AEW Women's World Champ, Mariah May, is interrupted by Harley Cameron! | 1/8/25
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling Hot Girl Graps? AEW Women's World Champ, Mariah May, is interrupted by Harley Cameron! | 1/8/25

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qjM...

Harley Cameron is a god damned treasure and has cemented her status as a legendary jobber. Shes talented and hilarious!

09.01.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Less than 24hr in the bahamas and ive already injured myself. Personal best! (Just rope burn)

07.01.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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battered. Battered Mozza Sticks are the best.

04.01.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is he pedaling backwards?

03.01.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Crooked as a $2 bill".

31.12.2024 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah im really a sucker for some of the goodies that came in some of the big boxes. I have cloth maps from EQ & Ultima framed around the house.

29.12.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also sim earth has a hilarious huge manual. Its spiral-bound.

29.12.2024 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just got a copy of Meridian 59 for Christmas. Unfortunately not as playable as non mmos, the first ones still have a special place in my black heart.

29.12.2024 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

wow, that actually *is* the burger style. weird.

26.12.2024 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thats such a bubbly-looking bun. Like they used whatever weird shit NERV uses to grow their creatures and used it to make a bun.

26.12.2024 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I hate being locked out. Especially if its a strategy game and theres no way to skip the tutorial. Press wasd to move the camera and scroll wheel to zoom? I had *no* idea!

I love tutorials that arent tutorials, like super mario bros 1-1.

26.12.2024 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy crap this looks amazing! Good job!

24.12.2024 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well this is horrifying. Lean on an AI companion that will happily report all your conversations to their parent company, and in turn, the feds.

23.12.2024 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this was my first thought! How would you sit like that without losing your balance? It is not a very stable position!

23.12.2024 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And much like Tetris 2 its nowhere near as good as the original :(

23.12.2024 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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