@weasel.bsky.social
oh! I could totally leave my house at night for this⦠also how long are you in town
26.03.2025 21:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
16.02.2025 03:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβve arrived at middle age bc Iβm scandalized!!!!!!
07.02.2025 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Rebecca Black????
07.02.2025 20:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
been getting really into Anatoly from Kazakhstan and his indoor pelican Phil
25.01.2025 06:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
a tiktok ad for migraine medicine feat. lady Gaga
thinking about her
25.09.2023 05:09 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
someone kill me before the mandatory Cantina Laredo at the Mall of America team dinner
04.01.2025 21:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0saw a billboard in PA for Christmas Eve. no other words or information
02.12.2024 01:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yesssss a pic of dracula flagged as βgraphic mediaβ please this wiener ass app π
01.12.2024 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
wife sleeping in the exact center of the bed like this
01.12.2024 05:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0misread DEER XING as DEER KING and got so scared
25.11.2024 22:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0venn diagram of bluesky enthusiasts and βthe chiveβ expats
18.11.2024 14:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0obviously Iβd eat the bean-sized man
16.11.2024 20:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0settle a household debate:
eat a man-sized bean (in 24 hours) or
a bean-sized man (and you kinda know him)
girl I guess
16.11.2024 03:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
the same crowd who takes horse medicine instead of human vaccines is taking turns hiking up there to get scared by not understanding middle school level earth science
15.11.2023 22:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0thereβs a bunch of tactical cargo pants/lifted dodge ram guys on tiktok who think a giant lives in a mountain in Oregon and the mountain has a door with a hole in it and the giant looked at them through the hole
15.11.2023 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
pov: eating soup in bed
24.10.2023 02:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0did our loyal viewership of Smash mean NOTHING
19.10.2023 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
19.10.2023 00:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
4 cats 1 dog
19.10.2023 00:30 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Hamas has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
18.10.2023 14:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0yooo L and I were just saying this like 30 seconds agoβ¦ wouldnβt it be a shame etc
18.10.2023 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*world descends into violent fascism* Iβm tired from typing at home
12.10.2023 06:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0corporate job makes me feel like such a clownβ¦ there is no dignity in a 15 hour day immersed in the Microsoft Office 365 Suite
12.10.2023 05:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 02 pickles, a tortilla, handful of golden raisins, whipped cream in a can
11.10.2023 06:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wildest part of being 35 is the soft white goatee forming on my chin
09.10.2023 19:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
mortgage finally hit my credit report. Lmao
08.10.2023 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm brave enough to say it: Book Club 2 is not a good movie
05.10.2023 04:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
