Theyโve got a good one for you today!
25.02.2026 14:42 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@bjfait.bsky.social
Jordans | Lipstick | Wolves | Bravo | ๐ | Twins | ๐ซถ๐ป | Lynx | Ricky Rubio | Pop-a-Shot | she/her
Theyโve got a good one for you today!
25.02.2026 14:42 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Love to see the local media-fluencer doubling down on his shitty misogynistic hot takes!
25.02.2026 13:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Hard to believe I came somewhere where there is sun and heat, right?
23.02.2026 05:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Turned the light on this morning and had the following interaction with my one true love:
@aarongleeman.bsky.social : you look like that lady in that movie coming out
Me: Which movie?
Him: The Bride
Me: (stares blankly)
Him: โฆthe bride of Frankenstein
Me: (stares with intent to kill)
At 6pm, hope you get back before then ๐ค๐ผ
22.02.2026 13:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pretty, pretty jazzed about the dude in this doctorโs waiting room who is conducting what I can assume is every work phone call he needs to make for a month. On speaker phone.
I donโt think legally Iโm supposed to know anything about Natalieโs HSA but I know thereโs a form she needs to fill out!
#BUTTS
09.02.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 196 ๐ 40 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 20Every person starting the new Chevy Chase documentary: letโs see if he really is as much of an asshole as everyone says.
90 seconds later: oh absolutely
The phrase you're looking for is Obstruction of Justice. They are taking witnesses to the ICE detention center. Witnesses.
24.01.2026 17:15 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I donโt think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup
24.01.2026 16:41 โ ๐ 2986 ๐ 741 ๐ฌ 53 ๐ 28All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.
24.01.2026 16:55 โ ๐ 27093 ๐ 8551 ๐ฌ 865 ๐ 340Man, I hate to break it to you, but I think the White House might actually be involved in all this.
24.01.2026 16:19 โ ๐ 628 ๐ 106 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1once again i am asking literally anyone in a position of power to do literally anything so that our neighbors stop getting fucking murdered in the street
24.01.2026 15:58 โ ๐ 3884 ๐ 1089 ๐ฌ 22 ๐ 26We got a Donte dunk ๐
12.01.2026 01:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs not the best start to a game Iโve ever seen, not gonna lie
12.01.2026 00:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0If I was dating someone and found out they were a Turkey Trot family I would break up with them so fucking fast
24.11.2025 02:25 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Discussing last minute costumes for Halloween, @aarongleeman.bsky.social just asked me if he can โborrow my Packers sweatshirt and go as an asshole.โ
31.10.2025 22:10 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Goddamn the Wolves look fucking sexy in the trees
26.10.2025 23:15 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Did you pour water on them as a test though
11.10.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If this album came out in May yโall know we would have spent the summer singing about Travโs redwood cause that one is indeed a banger
04.10.2025 15:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Same vibes
02.10.2025 00:32 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Napheesa Collier with some serious words about WNBA leadership
โโฆbut unfortunately for them, I do.โ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
#wnba
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30.09.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sick to my stomach after that one
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23.09.2025 04:11 โ ๐ 24357 ๐ 6143 ๐ฌ 663 ๐ 423โThe bar accidentally made an extra vodka soda, do you want it?โ
15.09.2025 03:03 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A bar full of cheering Vikings fans hurts my soul so much
15.09.2025 01:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Spotted in the wild today
cc @randballsstu.bsky.social
โGonna be a tough day out here for the 10+ yrs-dating-but-not-engaged-crowdโ - @aarongleeman.bsky.social
26.08.2025 17:32 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0