Paige | Hex

Smirks at you menacingly

The highway is so scary it feels like mad at me island

I drove all the way home from mahone bay today please clap

This is also incredibly funny but RIP LONG BALLOT LMAO

Steam Workshop::ROCKET LANCER

Made a Rocket Lancer mod for Castle Crashers

Rare Pearson W

HAHAHA YES.JPG

i love that every pair of characters you draw have like a 15-35% chance to be you and I

The meme of Hannibal burress on stage doing standup but the captions have been edited to read: But I was so caught up in the euphoria of the himejoshi spirit that for like a minute lived in a world where straight people didnt exist

It is so culture shock to go to the Uma musume subreddit and see everyone posting art of the Umas with male trainers. Like? These horses gay! Who are these men?!?

It’s enough to make me lose it for real. “We can’t make the buses better. Light rail won’t work here. No more biking. Everyone go back to work in the office”

“We need to fix traffic”
I’m tearing my hair out

planets in retrograde aren't real but sometimes you and all your friends are having a Hard Time™️ and you google Mercury and you're like "hm. the Gatorade"

Me when I’m a guy who benefits from having downtime between events

Real Talk So are we going to overthrow the fucking Oil and Gas industry or what? >signed by sinbad

Look I'm down to do whatever it takes to avoid wildfires but like, you gotta admit the dystopia of it all. Can we please just build some solar panels or something. or are we just going to keep being a province wholly owned by an oil company until we're not allowed outside at all.

hey. have you been sitting out on calling payment processors? i get it. phone calls are annoying and difficult for a lot of people. maybe you’ve been putting it off until now. well, i have good news: now is actually a PERFECT time for you to START calling. you are Wave 2!

BULLYING WORKS!!! NEVER STOP HATING!!!!

This is almost LGBTQ (O kinda looks like a Q) and it’s making me laugh

LOVE that this also shows how the “doesn’t get a free pass” is exactly at car-height. So you can easily imagine the white car about a meter back just blocking the sub header completely. Iconic

Thankfully Canada follows the same rules as the United States (i.e. both chambers have to pass identical bills) so we're not up the proverbial creek YET, but the sooner we let them know we're Absolutely Incandescent about all this, the sooner they'll start reconsidering:

sencanada.ca/en/senators/

HER EARS!!! WHO WOULD DO THIS

Too much "we're cooked" & not enough "we're not gonna take this shit"

Honestly heartwarming that Valve was so salted to read mastercard’s weasel-ass statement that they overcame their classic non-interference paralysis and made a statement of their own. Seriously. My dad can beat up your dad.

Every day is yaoi day if you’re a true fujo warrior

A screenshot of a tumblr post jb-blunk in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief. why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot stormneko excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm. jb-blunk this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank. stormneko good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back jb-blunk you are a tar pit

Shout out to this tumblr post for defining this miserable type of behaviour so succinctly through response

Scientists Politely Remind Hex That exercising to feel better Technology Ready To Go Whenever

Every fucking time

hot damn

it's actually kinda wild you can see in Ten's screenshot that she only joined two months after me, and that two months is 800,000 users. Impressive growth tbh

wait i'm under a milli? 205,438th user baybee
(Screenshot from Clearsky)

Lemon sorbet is apparently limited edition for summer but I hope they keep it cause it’s actually the best