Timothy Rapp

We need Troell Embiid back. Everything around the Sixers got too heavy. Return us to the days of shit talk and fun.

Probably a more concerning condition for people who actually have a heart.

"To avoid confusion" is quite the euphemism for "being snatched and disappeared by the secret police"

Can’t wait for him to be impressed with King Charles III’s grasp of the English language.

The bubble championship is indeed a knockoff brand title, but this is also a really funny quip from Caruso.

Thanks Trump

Pacers responded about as well as you possibly could after the Haliburton injury. Gotta respect their demeanor and mental toughness.

“John Fisher”

The United States is being systematically and methodically dismantled by fascist Donald Trump and the far-right goons he's appointed. The United States you grew up in is gone. It won't just be handed back to you.

The Knicks are MESSY right now, wow.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Stormtrooper-ass looking cops standing in front of a giant donut.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

The entire plot of Andor S2 is about the Empire creating a bloody civil disturbance and then blaming the resulting violence on the previously peaceful protestors.

“Straddles” is doing WORK here.

Rural towns love to be like, "Mark Twain once spent a winter writing one of his more obscure works in a cabin here, and so we will name every business after him for the rest of time."

The Browns are a deeply weird franchise.

I can’t handle a full season of Aaron Rodgers and Shedeur Sanders on the same team, Mina. The discourse would break me.

Real Madrid got their asses kicked. Don't see that happen much. Arsenal complete domination across both ties. Even Real Madrid's goal came from a blatant Arsenal error.

Can't lie, it's very strange writing about sports while the president of the United States defies the Supreme Court and triggers a Constitutional crisis. Feeling a bit like I'm still playing the violin on a sinking Titanic.

Houston got Houston’d.

Guys like McAfee always play the victim card when they called on this shit because they think people just want to censor or sanitize them. But man, we just want you to handle your ENORMOUS PLATFORM responsibly. One flippant comment can literally ruin lives, and you just don't get it—or care.

Today will be the day I correctly pick more than seven of the 16 games. Unlike yesterday. You’ll see. #LockedIn

Purdue vs. High Point feels like the big brother-little brother game of pickup, where the older brother isn't good but still has just enough juice to physically impose his will on the younger brother.

High Point starting to look like a low point for my bracket.

Creighton, please relax. Stop making every shot. Thank you.

My quest for a perfect bracket is in severe peril after less than half of the tourney’s first game. Shambles.

"This is the year I finally have a perfect bracket. I can feel it." - guy (me) who has watched like three college basketball games this year.

If MeUndies is running ads on this I will be CANCELLING my many pending orders.

Conan for permanent Oscars host. Killing it.