Jonathan

*bokes

Tell me you're British...

Nostalgia should have remained defined as a mental illness.

You dirty bastard

@remembrancewatch.bsky.social

What the shuddering fuck?

Protecting the brand. Nothing more

Or the one about the woman who loved donkey cock

Remembering those brave lads at the Battle of William Hill

God

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@apiln.bsky.social
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I did check for one

Joe Rodent #walbel

Would the puke not have missed the buried bodies if she was bent over the headstone?

I think I'm ok for now but thanks for asking

Did they also misspell 'Beyonce'?

Little wonder they're so cross all the time

Homicide: Life on the street
Brass Eye
Hill Street Blues
Twin Peaks
Man Like Mobeen
Early Doors

Did you finish off anyway or had the moment gone?

Much of the reduction is people either taking leave or working from home because their kids are out of school

Hello. I am a main character in a tv drama series. When called away from a family celebration I will let my loved ones know that I have to leave by returning to the gathering carrying two suitcases.

Someone needs to tell her the meaning of the word 'agreement'

Same. Thanks for the mind jog

Rigsby's cat

Isn't Bono a short arse?

Recently saw an old acquaintance for the first time in a few years and within a minute or so he was ranting about asylum seekers in a local hotel. Sad really

How often?

When they first put a filter on the UK parliament's network the MPs for Penistone and Scunthorpe stopped receiving emails

"Goin' the Asdas. Anyone need owt?"

I sold up and got the heck out last month and I'm so happy/relieved.