MadC134

Hell yeah buddy!

Yo quick question - bush or Brazilian?

I love moments like those

Dismissing those notifications in this fuck ass weather this morning made me want to commit crimes of a violent nature

Well that stuff was new then so they didn't think of the inconvenience I'm sure.
BUT
THE ONLY WAY to dismiss the notif is to tap on the screen and the notification takes up most of the screen.
Same with the weather warning that covers up the a/c controls and popped up 20 mins into my shit ass drive

Who ever at GMC in 2010 decided that a text notification on the car should make the same noise as the check engine light. I don't wish death on anyone but I hope they die alone.

That wasn't very data-driven of me. Sorry

That's it I'm unvirgining the olive oil

Should I invest time in blender in order to make art? Hmmmm

Did you know this is prime pooping time?

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#gamersupps

Imagine getting stains from grandma's ashes...

It's all fun and games until you have to sleep in the wet spot

Opening up the authenticator while getting back shots to provide the safeword is a skill, and I'm putting it on my resume

Art isn't always about the stroke of the brush, but the number of layers to the painting.

I feel like I'm having a stroke reading posts like these but I like the vibe lol

I have in mine: "If you do not leave a message and you are not in my contacts already, you will be blocked. Thank you."

It's been 10 years. You start to forget the things you should remember. And you can't stop remembering the things you should forget.

I don't even wipe anymore, I let the chunks get stuck in my ass hair. Once it's built up optimally, I can have it filter hersey squirts to be drinkable water. Reduce reuse and recycle motherfucker

Old Country Bumpkin to Master Swordsman
(My next anime obsession)

Well, on the one hand, sad, but now I'm just imagining their husbands being the kind that can't aim and squish their penis like an accordian into their wife's thigh

... sad to hear it every time.

Yeah, all the ones that stay in the left lane, going the speed limit, slower than the right lane, and still stays in the left lane as I insert my headlights into their rear bumper... if this is you, consider doing a little GTA "Y" press down the highway. Thank you

My morning mantra

You can take my cash, you can burn my house
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass
Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs

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"With gratitude, optimism is sustainable"
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