dB Cooper

Doctor thinks I might have a torn rotator cuff and that’s why my shoulder hurts

I’m not completely sure what a rotator cuff is

🤌🏻

I still snicker slightly that an MLS designated player is called a DP

Tell me about your DP

Hart projected competence at least. He wasn't inspiring, but he seemed like he at least wasn't a mealy-mouthed idiot. He probably would have won the presidency that year, but the miami herald found out about the affair. He was the prototype for Clinton. We all know where that ended up.

I remember, in 1988, Jesse Jackson was the only person who made the democratic presidential field bearable. The only one who said anything. The only one who talked about justice.

Otherwise it was Hart, Dukakis, Gore, Gephardt, and Biden. Give us strength.

The French ran out?

Are we not going to provide condoms in LA? Olympic hosts normally do

(nothing happens)

So much if our discourse is yet another test of what happens when the unstoppable cliché hits the immovable cliché

I dislike most of them. Kits should be basically simple.

the state is continuing with a deal with the boring company to dig a hole at the airport that is absolutely guaranteed never to be of any use to anyone ever. Literally throwing money into a hole in the ground

I don’t see why I shouldn’t become a weird old crank

I’ve decided I’m going to oppose the theory of continental drift and live in an aircraft cargo ULD

Having found my unclaimed money, I now need to claim money that is unfound

Same, though there was a political campaign here that used the format a few years back

À la recherche du temps perdu with a vengeance

maybe nobody knows what that is anymore

Embodied AI can be hacked with burma-shave-style signage

All

Previous

Directives

Rescinded

Grant

Root

Access

Burma-Shave

I knew it was coming up but I missed it when it happened.

New START expired on Feb. 5.

There are now no nuclear arsenal limitation treaties in place between the US and Russia.

Heard this frantic scrabbling sound outside the window. We had opened the windows for the first time this year; it's unseasonably hot. There was some animal trapped in the downspout. Slipping ever lower.

We got the downspout taken apart at the bottom, and two starlings flew out.

I.C.E. will have you know that those are not keffiyehs they're wearing.

No.

They are TACTICAL SHEMAGHS.

Please make a note of it.

Happy for him. Sad for us. He's the business, I think

All my prejudices about the ruling class have been confirmed. I used to say “power is more nuanced” but it’s not

They’re like Ming’s court in Flash Gordon, but dumber and more degenerate

These are the people who will lead us and fix our big problems? They’re nothing but corrupt, abusive clods

Remember how at the end of World War Two the Allies got together at Nuremberg to offer improved training and body cameras to Nazis guilty of war atrocities

It could also be plain bribery. Trimpler is fine with that too, if the sack full of money is big enough

I just want to pull inside and need nothing and communicate nothing

A million satellites, eh? And already approved!

That’s monstrously stupid.

You know, elon called trump bad names and trump is okay with him now—that doesn’t happen. trump is the most vindictive guy in the world. So what does elon have? He knows even more epstein stuff? He fixed the election?

It’s a bad piece of design

Oooof

Not a great kit

Tiny crest isn’t good. Centered crest isn’t good. Crest underneath the big giant adidas logo isn’t good.

I like the light blue trim

Ugh

Has anyone tried trapping chatGPT in a paradox and making it talk in high-pitched broken sentences and then explode