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To think they used to call the Republicans “the Stupid Party.”

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Going to start calling them the Vichy Democrats

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If Portland Hearts of Pine meet One Knoxville in the USL League 1 final on Nov. 14th, I don’t know what I’m going to do

Gotta be One Knox. Used to call Knoxville home. I merely want to call Portland ME home

There are three people - three adults! - front row at the Charlotte-City game in Messi jerseys.

What compels this behavior?

He pardoned Casada and Cothren? Scumbag. Scumbags

i'm so sick of these motherfuckers' stupid bullshit

Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too

Exactly

Oh I don’t know

bueno

Spain is nice this time of year? Or maybe it isn't

this is all done in a much more casual way in the US. I don't think anyone has an actual requirement for so many teaching hours.

we're okay

I’m assuming DDT will not just come back but be mandatory

Good to know that the genocidal criminals who carried out the Wounded Knee massacre will keep their medals, but why not give them some more medals? That would sure own the libs, and all those soy people who disapprove of massacres

If only MLS could get goal-line tech.

Ever see those bumper stickers that say “my marine can pick off your honor student at 1500 yards.”

Not a fan of those sentiments

“My kid may be stupid, but they’re also a murderer.”

“As a trump voter, I fantasize about the violent deaths of your children.”

When the government shuts down, government functions should stop.

All of them. Immediately.

Keeping stuff working by hand-waving and forcing people to work for free is a stupid lie. It fosters the illusion that government is not essential in our lives.

The difference between getting a selection of thoughtful, genuine replies and getting a bunch of half thoughts coming from cough syrup enthusiasts who were just jolted awake and stumbled across your post by accident

Something about the contrast between the incredible decoration and the plastic plants and fairy lights

Why do social media CEOs always seem to think that personally abusing their users individually is a better thing to do than just shutting the fuck up and concentrating on running the huge company

Why do they act like children

(To the tune of “Yellow Submarine”)

We all live in a war-torn living hell

A war-torn living hell

A war-torn living hell

If true, Indonesia has had an INES Level 5 (or higher) radioactivity accident, and nobody has much commented on this.

Contamination of workers at the site could be severe. The Goiânia accident killed four and contaminated hundreds.

The shrimp processing factory in Indonesia is right next to a huge scrap metal yard, and the best hypothesis is, they had a Goiânia-type accident: a medical cesium source wasn’t disposed-of properly, arrived at the scrapyard unrecognized, and was broken up.

Radioactive frozen shrimp keep turning up. There have been at least seven US recalls of shrimp, and one of spices, for cesium-137 contamination.

It’s still not wholly clear why this is happening.

So if I mention that our fascist president is a child rapist gangster and a sadistic narcissist, the worst man in America, does the algorithm bury me?

My god, what? How?