El Borscht

Good Bodyslim

They are going to keep doing more and more depraved shit until we stop them.

Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Start your day with a reply
Let your worries pass you by
But if you post and then delete
All day long regret the skeet

the primary reason rightwingers will never control culture is because everything they do is hinged upon it being a reaction to the broader culture. the TPUSA half time event would not exist without it being a representation of their grievences

“If you go out there, you steal a car, you knock over a liquor store, something like that, maybe you got problems, addiction, debt, who knows? But if you’re mean to a dog you’re just an asshole.” —X Ray Burns

Gee, he sure is a rambunctious little tyke!

(laugh track)

Speak for yourself, lumpy.

The fat fuck from Blues Traveler?

“And that’s the way it is, sponsored by Factor.”

James Comer is bringing Hillary Clinton before his committee to testify about Epstein despite having zero contact with him, but not Epstein’s neighbor Howard Lutnick who lied about his connections to Epstein over many years which is proven in the files.

Todd Blanche needs to be gibbeted.

It’s sad what happened to Ricky Gervaise. He took a swing at Hollywood and missed. And now we have to keep hearing about it.

leave it to a bunch of people who never read the Iliad to not notice that it says in the poem itself that Helen of Troy “bears the resemblance of Lupita Nyong’o”

a line that had puzzled linguists and historians for thousands of years. Until now

3 panel comic Panel 1: A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up. Panel 2: An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!” Panel 3: The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles. Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.

get it right

Sammy Khalifa

“measuring tightness”

Tryin to play like U NO ME

Donnie’s handsome even when perturbed.

Roja in the winter, Verde in the summer.

Been there.

Targeted.

Why the hell should that be every other American’s problem?

Couldn’t happen to a shorter guy.

As long as this nonsense continues, he’s set for generations.

Dude over here farting though silk.

Oh my God, what an incredibly real and incredibly terrifying story. These grown men were locked inside a restaurant? Wow.

It's hard to say where that ranks next to the state-sanctioned murders and the kidnapping of children, but gosh, they were briefly locked inside a restaurant? Heaven forfend.

My Viking blood makes me terrified to use mass transit.

Where are the Nets going to end up next? Yonkers?