Fox Sage

The premise of being transported to 19th Century Scotland to protect Queen Victoria from a werewolf is insane, props to the writers /pos

The only two modern Doctor Who episodes I've cried at were Father's Day and Vincent and the Doctor, preach to the choir

IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas

me, drunk off my ass, making peace with throwing up in 45 minutes:

Torbek thinks you're full of shit /j

Am drunk. Life is finally good.

My sedatives wore off at 1am. I fear I may become a liability rather quickly but we ball regardless

drunkeness is fun.

God I wish existing in public was so much more welcoming. Very lucky to live in a town like mine where I can just sit and breathe.

If I had a nickel for every time a busker unknowingly stopped me from destroying my body, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it's happened twice. Support your local artists people.

Me assembling a choir but I don't know the fancy names for vocal ranges

Fish in a birdcage are doing headline shows with Sparkbird and I can't go because the fucking Atlantic Ocean is in the way. This is going to seriously affect the trout population.

Me at spoons when someone says it's their round

Gang I get my hearing fixed on Saturday and I am very excited

What the fuck is NASA up to

My time-blindness is horrific today. Woke up at 11am after downing 7ish units at a party last night and as far as I'm concerned it's still 11am and it's been 11am for the past 3 hours. It's almost 3pm ffs

Me telling the toddlers the crayons are not for eating

I thank my God for my humility.

i'm currently running on 3 hours sleep and i've been up since 3am. i feel like i'm going through every stage of grief simultaneously. god help anyone who has to interact with me today.

Me as a bouncer when someone's under 18

FISH IN A BIRDCAGE RAAAAH I mean the name is self explanatory and Dusty did say he wrote Rule #34 with the nsfw rule in mind (FIAB is my favourite band of all time and I saw him live, the song the crowd sung loudest was Rule #34, interpret what you will)

I am a being of many talents

But soft! No bedfellow!

There's a country festival near me that has line dancing tuition included AND I CAN'T GO. criminal.

Anytime I see anything vaguely wolf related my first thought is, "I know exactly who would be interested in this"

Can we not use a motorway as a device please, it's backed up already as it is

Degenerate bastard

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term