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phish, etc. full of beans literally and figuratively

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this is so perfectly on brand. I hope it happens

13.08.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

imagine if we all --as one unified people-- simultaneously smacked national guard troops upside the head with our subway sandwiches. could they stop us? *would* they stop us??

12.08.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

adam do u think it's time we take to the streets with weapons and fight back man? will u lead the charge??

12.08.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there needs to be real life consequences for these people

06.08.2025 05:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this guy will be too easy for Trey & Matt to destroy

05.08.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

absolutely not. this is so fucking bleak.

04.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they're absolutely gonna do it. look alive and be prepared for when it happens

02.08.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what's her name I'm tryna see something

02.08.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait WHAT

01.08.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anybody who pays attention to the NFL before september is insane man. it's summer! worry about that shit later

01.08.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
baseball player and race car owner michael jordan. not to be confused with basketball player michael jordan of the washington wizards

baseball player and race car owner michael jordan. not to be confused with basketball player michael jordan of the washington wizards

no no that's this guy

31.07.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this is sort of like knowing Michael Jordan as a Washington Wizard and then realizing he played for the Bulls too

31.07.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what's up with his tits

30.07.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

congrats moron you just described militias

29.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my all-time favorite player. RIP Ryno

29.07.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope her parents are alive to see what a miserable cunt they raised

28.07.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am the perfect amount of high for this thank u

28.07.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there's a decent chance it's Azealia Banks

28.07.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not even jealous of everybody at SPAC just grateful the band is still capable of playing like this and ppl are there to witness it! last two nights have really blown what's left of my hair back, truly special shit going on

27.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this mf'er don't miss

25.07.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck him and fuck his weird ass eyebrow-less face. hope he takes off in a PJ and doesn't land πŸ€—

25.07.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ha 🀝

24.07.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yes. a buddy had his over Labor Day weekend one year. the save the date went out like two weeks after I'd bought airfare to Denver for Dick's. I skipped the wedding and I don't regret it

24.07.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hulk Hogan in Hell: Day 01

24.07.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1640    πŸ” 567    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 18

Desantis is gonna declare three days of mourning in Florida, close all Walmarts

24.07.2025 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

prob go*se but that's not the joke here

22.07.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was like 10 when this came out and Heather Graham made me feel funny. wouldn't be the last time!

20.07.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHO FUCKING CARES THIS DOESN'T MATTER

18.07.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.07.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3198    πŸ” 1634    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 315
whoever drives this whip likes to jam 2 dave matthews band apparently

whoever drives this whip likes to jam 2 dave matthews band apparently

wow that's a doozy #vanitywatch

17.07.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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