Clare Eliza

I can’t drink it, too salty

Gosh it’s like the old days 🥲

God those pies must be so Safe

It’s the registrar of pies

Starmer announces U-turn on winter fuel payment cuts The prime minister said the government would re-examine eligibilty for the pension top-up payment.

www.bbc.com/news/article... WHY DO ONLY BOOMER VOTES MATTER?

Yes @kd85.bsky.social you wimp

The through-line of the necropolitics this decade is “I can’t breathe.”

Oh he’s so dead mate, yours?

The bib thing has really hindered us in the past too

Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died

My son made this this morning. We would all do well to remember its powerful message.

10/10 satire, no notes.

I want 100mg of midaz

🫡

Spending this gorgeous spring evening how the lord intended - doing colonoscopy bowel prep

I don’t know what either of those are????

Why am I suddenly seeing the word ‘hyrox’ everywhere, that is not a real word

I saw these bumper stickers earlier and they absolutely sent me

What a hateful shift! I hated it so much!

‘Might as well do the ACL repair they’re waiting for whilst they’re here’

Honestly when they started the stellate ganglion block I was hysterical

Trying to find my mom’s birthday card, then remembered that the baby insisted we store it in the fridge after she wrote it

lol

No, they are gross

(I am aware they are starfish just to clarify)

Fucking huge, FOUL. Also: these

Can anyone ID this fucking lovecraftian horror I found on the beach please? It was about the size of a bike wheel???

Zelensky not punching him right in the face is perhaps the greatest act of self-restraint I have ever witnessed.

We’re so fucked aren’t we