@gaudyside.bsky.social
Northern CO. RIP golden age of Twitter.
If you're good at something, never do it for free. I realized I was grinding my teeth so I made a deal and now I rent out my teeth to mill grain for an area farmer.
19.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Queen of grouping all her wittle paws together like a bouquet of flowers.
07.10.2025 00:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no. I've made myself invaluable to my organization.
19.09.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Get you a girl who (sometimes) actually uses her necessary PPE.
31.08.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
05.08.2025 17:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My daughter** will never have self esteem issues because I spend 1-2 hours a day telling her how amazing, strong, graceful and beautiful she is.
**My daughter is a dog.
Doing this as an anniversary trip with Chris (sorry, I literally can't tag you in bluesky) is appropriate since that's how this whole shebang got started in the first place.
02.08.2025 03:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Living with me is a blast! You may wake up one morning and find out you're now flying out of state for a concert, without any input of your own .
02.08.2025 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yosemite sam needs to fucking cool it
25.10.2023 00:02 — 👍 146 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0Y'all folks who run in the humidity in Louisiana are straight up built different. There's a bit of masochism to runners in general, but good lawd, it's a whole other level down there.
13.07.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if you’re hellbent on finding a true diversity of thought, you will not find it in your smartphone, a device whose primary directive is to show you stuff you already like so you continue using it
09.06.2025 18:33 — 👍 201 🔁 21 💬 2 📌 1
open.spotify.com/album/2JwAMK...
Bringing this back. Trying to hype myself up to do morning bike rides. This would be a vibe.
Summer 2025 albums:
open.spotify.com/album/0b4ieM...
Lap dog
06.06.2025 20:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
🎧🖤 #musicplaces #musicchallenge
“Pompeii” - Cate Le Bon
fat kitty
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
22.05.2025 00:03 — 👍 7209 🔁 862 💬 134 📌 44
a cavapoo with long hair in various shades of gray sits and poses for the camera. his mouth is open and his pink tongue sticks out, his curly hair situated every which way on the top of his head. text on the image says, "the dog i dropped off."
a photo of the cavapoo with text that reads, "the dog i picked up." the pup's luscious fur has been trimmed all the way down, leaving him with a skinny body, but fluffy ears and tail. the pup looks at the camera with an uncanny human expression of disgust. he looks very angry about his new hairdo.
This is Louie. He got a really bad haircut. And also a villain origin story. 13/10 (TT: maddiehilaski)
15.05.2025 22:28 — 👍 7129 🔁 761 💬 331 📌 154
Halfway through Cameron Esposito's new special and I have found my new template for ripped af arms.
13.04.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.04.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also Jen Wasner is ALWAYS in my rotation. ALWAYS 👏👏
open.spotify.com/album/4K1ov9...
Full album pending.
open.spotify.com/album/1hWuBW...
My spring 2025 albums:
13.03.2025 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I wrote about divesting from algorithmic social media, as someone who long enjoyed and benefitted from social media. At some point “finding connection online” became “ceding the real world” and it’s time to reverse this process www.shesabeast.co/how-to-retur...
08.03.2025 16:07 — 👍 788 🔁 113 💬 18 📌 10
Gulf of America switches back to Gulf of Mexico when you zoom out into the wider world and isn't it just the perfect metaphor for this country. A little too on the nose to be clever.
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