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Guitarist out of The Twisted Melons π When we spoke the language we used gave us no room to move
Oh isle of my childhood Iβm dreaming of thee
As the steamer leaves Oban and passes Tiree
Soon I'll capture the magic, that lingers for meΒ
When I'm back, once more upon, your mumβs bumcheeks
An advertising campaign in McDonalds: The one where you dibs the comfy spot So Chandler-coded
The fuck is this
23.02.2026 09:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh no
23.02.2026 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We can but hope that OH FOR FUCKβS SAKE
22.02.2026 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You donβt often think βthereβs five and half million people in Scotlandβ until you go to IKEA at the weekend
22.02.2026 14:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a little teapot
Obsolete
People use cups
To infuse their leaves
Reclaiming the weekend from the paedophile cannibal cabal youtu.be/MJj2xMiuBkc?...
22.02.2026 11:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You want to pay for unlimited puzzles?
Madam, I am already a human alive on planet Earth
Many computer/video games follow the βChrist, more hassleβ model. This is not entertainment, donβt kid yourself on.
21.02.2026 23:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just left in a hella time
21.02.2026 18:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Having a bit of the absorbed-by-the-oral-mucosa are we?
21.02.2026 13:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stewed lemon and ginger tea
21.02.2026 12:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What do we think has been happening in meetings at the BBC for years, when the issue βshould we cover this long-planned campaign of ethnic cleansing and extermination as a war, or as genocideβ came up? Do we think people arguing for the latter were welcomed and praised.
21.02.2026 12:20 β π 38 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0One Flew Over The Shitposterβs Nest
21.02.2026 07:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Marmaduke could beat the hell out of Odie
21.02.2026 02:39 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In fairness, βscowlsβ is just being Scottish
20.02.2026 18:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*scowls in Scottish* π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
20.02.2026 17:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A yellow daffodil opening a tiny bit more
Ooooohwwwwwwwwwwp
20.02.2026 16:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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Reclaiming the weekend from the paedophile cannibal cabal
Reclaiming the weekend from the paedophile cannibal cabal
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Guy just lightly tapped me with his folded umbrella on his way past
20.02.2026 16:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love this film. Not at all helpful, useful or an engine of happiness or fulfilment to use Thewlissβs character as a compass for your own life, but as a hormonally compromised teen, it is very difficult to see past the accuracy of his rhetoric
20.02.2026 10:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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Reclaiming the weekend from the paedophile cannibal cabal
Supplements in the morning youtu.be/g6n3u8t7EEc?...
20.02.2026 08:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βSewage pigβ
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Sucking crunchy things
19.02.2026 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today
Oh oh oh
When your m.o. is only to create a series of βmystery boxβ scenes, any explanation and engagement with a story is just messing with your storyboards
18.02.2026 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The decision to hide all the flawed, human bit of the sequel story in the books instead of showing it on screen was the loose flagstone at the root of it all
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