pj_melonman

Cast my kindness to the dust
A coin too light for beggars trust
It was only alms I gave
Not the hand, not the grave

#smallpoemsunday

The defending, the creativity, the goals - now all he needs are the games

I realise most of Bluesky absolutely does not care about Scottish football but I feel I have to make reference to the magnitude of Kieran Tierney’s return to Celtic. It’s like getting three players

If I may borrow John Mullaney’s phrase: Trump acts like a hobo’s idea of a rich person

And he is also:

An abuser’s idea of a romantic
An agitator’s idea of a comedian
A criminal’s idea of a President

I have retreated to the mutuals feed until I feel a bit more resilient

My favourite Doctor and companion

Don’t judge a baby seagull

For eating flecks of mink off your bumper 🎶

A marker pen sketch on yellow paper, of a bald, gaunt man with red eyes and an unkempt appearance. A caption says “this is what drugs do to a man” and it is signed by Harry P7

ebay.us/m/Crc38M

I am not sponsored by this organisation

The RAF is no longer flying surveillance flights over Gaza for Israel.

They are now letting the US do it from their RAF airbase in Cyprus.

Which is no different at all.

An imperious looking Tina Turner

Just won my dad’s radio quiz

I feel the baggage reclaim at the airport best sums up our selfishness. If everyone stood back two tiles then we can all see everything coming. Instead, we push to the front and can only see what’s in front of us.

I have had very little sleep for a week.

😞

If I click on something it doesn’t mean I am married to it and I need YouTube to understand this

Absolute stupidity. Damage beyond measure.

The first ten minutes of discovering the “Bert is Evil” page in 1996

What if they already are oh no

That kind of horny is arguably both

Poverty is the result of Greed.

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future:

No more labubus; I’m that kind of man

No!!!!!! It's a computer!!!!! You gotta stop thinking like this!!!!!

Being openly venal and corrupt is fine as long as you are kicking the correct faces

Stop forcing strangers into parenting your obnoxious spawn

Elbowing two year olds out the way to have a go in the animal roundabout, emptying the ball pit onto the roof, wedging the big weebles into all the doorways

Parents who take their nine and ten year olds to a soft play, who hurt you?

PLEASE cite the deep magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written, but I wasn't really paying attention

Fascism, in the short term at least, is cathartic, it gives identity and purpose. Fascism provides meaning, it sorts worries and hatreds into convenient boxes (woke, DEI), fascism is admin for the desperate and terrified soul. For a lot of people, it feels *good*. More people than many realise.