HORROR FILM SAFETY
1. It's not "the wind."
2. Never split up.
3. Listen to the "crazy" guy.
4. Authorities are useless.
5. Avoid bathroom mirrors.
6. Refuse sewer-clown gifts.
7. Don't assume! Kill twice.
8. Children are evil.
Horror Film Safety
17.02.2026 19:14 β π 557 π 144 π¬ 35 π 21
It sounds like a big ask, but itβs actually a modest ask & a wholesome scaling back of current chaos. Shut ins like the delivery thing, but itβs destroying driversβ bodies. Thereβs no reason it canβt be done humanely, you just to remove the cost of the draconian parasites.
18.02.2026 05:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Can we please just seize & nationalize Amazon? Let the workers unionize & collectivize as they see fit. No subsidizes, no human rights violations, no spyware.
I want Kindle Unlimited that doesnβt wring out the corpses of murdered war orphans for rare minerals, and no CEO channeling funds to Mordor.
18.02.2026 05:18 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Thatβs not naive you are. If Obama was never going to pass M4A why did he promise to? This isnβt βfar leftβ itβs centrist, your precious Dems are Right of center but thatβs fine with you.
16.02.2026 22:41 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Hillaryβs gonna be in the Epstein files & liberals gonna blame Susan Sarandon, Jill Stein & βBernie Brosβ π΅βπ«
16.02.2026 19:48 β π 53 π 3 π¬ 8 π 0
The most powerful & financially connected people on earth fuck up & lose to a TV grifter they hand selected to run against & you side with them over your neighbors. Thatβs not great.
16.02.2026 19:44 β π 60 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0
Was she right about selecting & elevating Trump? Was she right about laughing ghoulishly about the murder of Kadaffi? As she right about supporting her husbandβs choice to sexually prey on his young staff them blame her for his indiscretion? Was she right to sneer at popular centrist ideas like m4A?
16.02.2026 19:43 β π 85 π 2 π¬ 11 π 0
If he was a little wiser he could have encouraged you, but then said that his own experience was that it made more sense to him later, and to make a note to revisit it & see if your perspective has changed.
15.02.2026 19:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It was uncomfortably cold, my fingers were stiff, operating the old camera was difficult. They were all wearing these awkward sweaters, I told them βto distract yourself from the cold, brag about your knittingβ. They were so excited about that I wondered if they were super high or if it was a cult.
15.02.2026 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I showed them some playback & they were so excited. I thought it looked kind of bad & sounded really terrible but they were happy. I was really enjoying myself, but put on a neutral expression because Iβd been sentenced to do this as community service & thought being seen to enjoy that might be bad.
15.02.2026 16:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
#dream I was helping a community group shoot a PSA about themselves for some online equivalent of cable access. We were working in a cluttered, vacant storefront. Weak spring sunlight in the dusty space made a kind of washed out quality that looked vintage. They were singing & it sounded terrible.
15.02.2026 16:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The pattern is like, when a graphic designer gets an assignment from a dork who doesnβt understand design & they know itβs goofy & wonβt really work,
so they do a very basic job, then 2 more where one is almost ok & one is dogshit, so the client can βchoseβ the basic one.
This is the sort of OK one.
15.02.2026 15:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thereβs one I see on my way to work that looks like itβs covered in contact paper.
15.02.2026 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Theyβre broken
15.02.2026 15:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When you break up with someone,
and they ask to know why,
how do you know if itβs more respectful, or more cruel to tell them?
15.02.2026 15:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βDeal withβ meaning bring charges? or βDeal withβ meaning scapegoat victims & cover shit up? Remains to be seen
15.02.2026 14:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβm sure if you followed him around heβd do unintentionally funny shit like maybe fall down some stairs or be unable to open a pack of batteries and cut himself and say a slur. But more funny hmmm ugh than funny haha
15.02.2026 14:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
π Its the funniest thing heβs done in decades
15.02.2026 05:46 β π 29 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Chicago is fucking beautiful
15.02.2026 01:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
14.02.2026 18:28 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Violence against Fems is right there & so much easier to say.
15.02.2026 01:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I donβt see where Iβve shown βsuch strong feelingsβ and Iβm not interested in debating you.
14.02.2026 09:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Impeachment does nothing. They could impeach him every day, who cares?
All your βtaken to the curbβ type talk is just about Liberal feelings, itβs nothing to do with action. Iβm sorry I wish any of that was real. Itβs like a clever protest sign or a strongly worded letter. Neat, but does nothing.
14.02.2026 08:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Youβre not in a position to comment on what excites anyone.
13.02.2026 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Rather timid?!?! lol youβre a bad judge of tone, character, and understanding the basic facts of what happens around you. Timid is pure projection. Although many people are undoubtedly reluctant to interact with you, on this or other subject, itβs not due to timidity but reluctance to waste time.
13.02.2026 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The last thing corrupt cops / thugs want to do is tangle with dangerous people. Much easier, safer, more profitable to grab nurses & the tamale man.
13.02.2026 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nuremberg didnβt go nearly far enough
13.02.2026 19:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
They want their voting base to keep sending $50 and Voting Blue No Matter Who, they donβt want us to storm the place with pitchforks because they profit off pretending to oppose it as hard as they can.
13.02.2026 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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