Annette

Best 3 minutes you will spend on the internet today.

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They would get my money

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He knows he's not long for this world and wants to take us all with him

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Might as well break out the good china

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When he finally kicks off, how will we know the difference??

You shouldn’t have to choose between food and health care, but Republicans insist.

Never underestimate laziness as a political force. The GOP and the cult didn’t lose their way — they outsourced it. It’s easier to let one man tell you who you are than to do the work of figuring it out

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Here in Seattle, we say 'Jesus Christ Made Seattle Under Protest' to remember street order 🤣

(Jefferson–James, Cherry–Columbia, Marion–Madison, Spring–Seneca, University–Union, Pike–Pine)

30K former Amazon employees would like a word

Oh they know. He's their useful idiot

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so tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1929

Grandpa says what?

And it's important to convince South Korea of this lie, because... ?

The UFC fighter who said he’d take a bullet for Trump won’t even take a Band-Aid for him now. He claims Trump is the Antichrist.

Not Medicare-eligible yet but @lastweektonight.com just gave me my first clear explanation of it *ever*. Terrifying that comedy is our best source of healthcare literacy

Of course he wants to take us all with him. He’s a family annihilator—just scaled up to the whole planet

Blue States: It Is Time For Soft Secession Democratic run State and County Govts contribute 71% of the United States economy, and it's past time they flexed their muscle to protect our humanity

It is the moral, ethical, and yes legally right for Democratic States and Cities to engage in Soft Secession by withholding federal taxes. This would not violate the Supremacy Clause, has immense precedent in US history, & the time to act is NOW.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/blue-state...

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This is when baseball could really use those sudden trap door tigers and lions like in Gladiator

At this point, Barack Obama should come out and publicly say he’d love to be President again and he hasn’t ruled out running for a third term. I’m serious. My fellow Democrats, either fight or go home.

Donald Trump appeared to describe a dementia screening he underwent at Walter Reed Medical Center as a 'very hard' IQ test while speaking with reporters inside Air Force One

The NY Times and WaPo may be lost causes but holy shite look at PEOPLE out here absolutely killing it with 100% unvarnished truths 🌟

The logjam may break when Walmart and other corporate welfare queens who leverage SNAP to underpay people blow a gasket because repubs are cutting THEM off too

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Evolution equipped us for the occasional tiger, not a firehose of existential dread and 24/7 doomscroling. Our collective nervous system is basically pegging the meter